[notdownwidems]

Yeah tell him he’s won $50 million and to send you $4500 in order to get it!

[Junk Silver]

I trust you’ve gotten proper identification from this scammer by having him fill out and then be photographed with an official ID-10T form?

(Nothing’s better than a photo of a Nigerian scammer holding a sign that says “IDI0T”

[PGR88]

You can’t beat this guy!

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

[tx_eggman]

You’re not the Ebola Monkey Man, are you?

[Tijeras_Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1171049/posts

FReeper lowbridge putting Gloria the scammer through her paces.

[TexasCajun]

Tell your "friend" that you can get him across the Mexican border with the 30 Million and in return he will get free ObamaCare for life.

But first send $ 100.00 to resister as Nigerian refugee.

[South40]

Take it to the next level. Tell him you will be in his area and ask him to meet you. Then don’t show. When he asks why say you were unavoidably delayed but you will make it up to him. Arrange another meet and don’t show. See how much of his time you can waste before he gives up.

[twister881]

Picture of the Brooklyn Bridge with a big “For Sale” sign.

[trisham]

Some good ideas here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Ask:

Do you wear a bone in your nose?
Everyday or just on weekends?

[Heartlander]

You could send some fake lotto tickets or some fake Obama money …

[Shimmer1]

You’re my kind of FReeper! hahahahahahaha

[outofsalt]

Send him two of these.

[moovova]

I know this Nigerian attorney personally and he is an honorable man. If he contacted you, then his message is authentic and, by delaying the process, you are losing precious interest on your $30 million. It would be in your best interest to send him the requested $4500 immediately so that he can complete the transfer to you. I envy your future life of luxury.

[moovova]

Ooops...forgot the...

;-)

[Rodamala]

ALL that which involves Nigerian scammers and the treatment thereof, I defer to lowbridge as our resident expert.

LOWBRIDGERULES!

[HereInTheHeartland]

Tell him he now qualifies to enroll in ObamaCare. And to make the deal sweeter; he may qualify to be an ObamaCare navigator where he can earn unlimited income.
All he needs to is to send you $4,500; and you can get him in on the ground floor.

[knarf]

According to an email I received yesterday, a Nigerian Prince says I won a lottery held by his country.

Â

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He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!

All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars first, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER email.

It’s from a KENYAN prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

All I have to do is give him

my BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,

MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATIONÂ

so he can make it happen!

Am I lucky or what?

[savage woman]

Our 5 year anniversary.
Seems like just yesterday we just strangers living in the lost world. But now we know each other so well. I hope it
lasts a lifetime! I have put you in my will. How do you spell your name? With much love and lies, your BFF MnDude

[logic101.net]

Send him a picture of a lollypop (sucker!)