How long to go 80 miles at 80MPH?

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[econjack]

A difficult math question. One would hope that these two did not finish high school. If they did, public education needs to refund our money.

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[cynwoody]

City of Los Angeles

High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
   
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
   
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?
   
4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
   
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?
   
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
   
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
   
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
   
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?
   
10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?

[Idaho_Cowboy]

Yes, but what really matters is how do the polar bears feel about the gas you are burning.

[TigersEye]

Greenpeace decried the episode as "highly irresponsible" and “Perhaps Clarkson and his cronies felt that climate change wasn’t destroying the Arctic quick enough, so they decided to do this."

Of course because the closer to the North Pole that you release CO2 the faster the ice will melt! /s

That should give hope to the two young fellows in the video that they're not the dumbest humans on the planet. There are Warmers.

[mikrofon]

Only makes sense if “west” means you stay on the same parallel (~88d 52m -N)

Going initially @ Az. 270d as the crow flies won’t return you to the starting spot.

[Maceman]

At least they not be actin' white.

Don't be too sure.

[Hatteras]

Seriously...

The unintended consequences of the TERC Investigations Math Curriculum

[wku man]

Dass okay, homes, dey be drankin' dat purple lean an' smokin' dem Swishers n' sheeeeei*. Yo, you can't be askin' dem dose hard quesshuns n' sheeeeeeiii*, nomesane?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[SPI-Man]

That is just so sad.

[robertwalker62]

yep, the Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal.

[EXCH54FE]

North Pole

[TADSLOS]

It could be carried by an African Swallow!

[Sequoyah101]

They vote.

They are living in a nice house as well. Wonder who paid for it? Wonder who pays for their stuff?

They drive and walk among us.

The comments are as bad as the video.

[IYAS9YAS]

Actually, the crazy geniuses of BBC's "Top Gear" did that challenge with racing a dog-sled team (Hammond - passenger) against a Toyota Hilux/Tacoma driven by Clarkson & May (2007).

As Hammond and crew have shown, the Hilux is a hell of a rig.

[The Sons of Liberty]

That depends. If you are driving with a menopausal woman, it takes about 7 hours (or at least it seems like it).

When you're in a situation like that, you REALLY begin to understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity in relation to time.

[wku man]

Yeah, but I be gettin' dere quicker 'cos I be drivin' a Escalade, and dey be drivin' some janky-a** hoopty n' sheeeeeii*. Plus, I got's dem 20" spinners on my ride, n' dey go faster, nomesane?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[llevrok]

Like, you know, math is hard, dude!

What do you need to know math for if you have a smart phone? /sarc

[IrishBrigade]

Which is precisely what this video should be used to do: to campaign against such a proposal.

...so, in your estimation, these two, minus marijuana, would answer the question correctly...?

...I think you’ve completely oversimplified the problem...

[sten]

nailed it

[moose07]

Breath slowly into this paper bag. In, Out, In, Out,....
:)