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[Heartlander]

From Yelp:

Google is evil, Apple is a monopoly, and Microsoft is the underdog

Skype you later!

I've got Angry Birds on my phone.

I finally got my blu-ray to stream netflix!

Can I see your gluten free menu?

She keeps twittering me, so I friended her. I hope she's got Bluetooth."

That's gonna go on youtube.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

I like to twerk while tweeting.

[SMARTY]

The US has a Muslim President

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Barack Obama has been elected President.”

[1rudeboy]

So this illegal alien Muslim Marxist is sitting at his desk in the Oval Office . . . .

[dfwgator]

We have a President with the middle name of “Hussein.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

My cousin decommitted from Notre Dame so I unfriended him.

[kidd]

Illegal aliens will be flown into the United States at the request of our President

Jimmy Carter was not the worst President

[surroundedbyblue]

We have elected the enemy

[MNDude]

I’ll store it in the cloud.

[alancarp]

My blog is trending!

[PoloSec]

I’m sick and tired of these Rino’s!

[Yossarian]

Our country has high unemployment, so the government is looking at letting in more immigrants.

[TexasGator]

ikn wat u txt.

[morphing libertarian]

I prefer droid

[SpinnerWebb]

That reporter lost his head over ISIS

Well, it would have made sense, but in a WAY more logical way

[Dilbert San Diego]

People talk about things “going viral” on Youtube a lot nowadays.

[dfwgator]

SHAZAM!

[Slyfox]

“Gimme the dot com.”

[Morgana]

Gay marriage