[rottndog]

The latest victims of public education...

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Darwinism at work.

[Arm_Bears]

Sounds like a new level has been achieved in the Darwin Awards.

[BullDog108]

The 2014 Darwin Award candidates will be very large this year...

[a fool in paradise]

And yet America’s schools are now teaching teens about sadomasochism, safe words, “safe” partner abuse, rape fantasy, etc.

And not in the “danger, don’t do it” sense, but teaching them about safe words and the varieties of sex available to those who do not have complimentary genitalia.

[piroque]

“Hold my beer and watch this”, This younger generation are idiots.

[Oliviaforever]

This is nothing new.

The band Big Black released a song called Kerosene in 1987.

I was born in this town
Live here my whole life
Probably come to die in this town
Live here my whole life
Never anything to do in this town
Live here my whole life
Never anything to do in this town
Live here my whole life
Probably learn to die in this town
Live here my whole life
Nothing to do, sit around at home
Sit around at home, stare at the walls
Stare at each other and wait till we die
Stare at each other and wait till we die
Probably come to die in this town
Live here my whole life
There’s Kerosene around, something to do
There’s Kerosene around, she’s something to do
There’s Kerosene around, she’s something to do
There’s Kerosene around, we’ll find something to do
Kerosene around, she’s something to do
Kerosene around, set me on fire
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire
Kerosene around, something to do
There’s Kerosene around, find something to do
There’s Kerosene around, find something to do
Kerosene around, find something to do
Kerosene around, she’s something to do
Kerosene around, set me on fire
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire
Kerosene around, she’s something to do
Kerosene around, now what do we do?
Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do?
Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do?
Kerosene around, nothing to do
Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do?
Never anything to do in this town
Never anything but jump Kerosene
Never anything to do in this town
Never anything
Jump Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire, Kerosene
Set me on fire

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Darwin works in mysterious ways.

[Organic Panic]

Let the idiots thin out the herd. Or at the very least render them sterile so they can not pass on their inferior genes.

[fso301]

Each generation has its share of risk taking males

[jazusamo]

When many parents have no common sense it’s reflected in their offspring.

[mikrofon]

This will confirm the perp’s utter stupidity as a “pre-existing condition”, allowing for treatment & subsequent coverage under Obamacare ....

[Waryone]

Just wait. Some grieving parent is going to sue a flammable liquid company for lack of a warning label.

WARNING: Dousing yourself with this liquid and setting it on fire can be hazardous to your health!

Who on earth would have ever imagined a warning like that would be necessary?

[OldSmaj]

“A number of kids dumb ass members of the younger sheeples have suffered second- and third-degree burns across the country,” said Joy Alexiou, Santa Clara Valley Medical Center spokeswoman.

Fixed it there.

These journalists almost never get the quotes correct.

[Safetgiver]

WHOO,HOO!! Were getting rid of them!! (If it didn’t cost us so much.)

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

This should be a pretty short-lived fad.

[dfwgator]

A message for anyone doing this:

[anymouse]

These kids could at least join a Buddhist monastery for a while before jumping right into self-immolation. /sarc

[eyedigress]

LOL! just start walking in the desert and go south. Tweet everybody when you fall.

Give a shout-out to Barrack Hussein Obama as well.

[moovova]

Darwinian Fritos