That is why there are no liquor stores in Provo.
Oh wait.
Posted on 08/06/2014 8:33:43 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP)
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If you want to get a job when they graduate, send them to Northeastern in Boston:
“Northeastern University in Boston took the No. 1 spot on the list of best career services.”
Northeastern is big into the work/study programs. If you want your child to get out of school and actually have a job, this is the place to send them.
That is why there are no liquor stores in Provo.
Oh wait.
That's different cause they only dispense medicine that has been manufactured as per Brigham Young's sacred formula.
So there!
P.S. I's appreciate if you didn't get the wrong idea about Main Street, south of 2nd South in Salt Lake City either.
What about pot? Less alcohol does not also mean sober.
“There is nothing to do in Syracuse except drink.”
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Not so:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syracuse,_New_York
Murphys Bar and Grill
Ah yes ... Murphy's ... where you can have a porter and rock well ... as long as you're discrete (you look the other way if you see any brothers or sisters, and you don't flash your recommend).
In reality, WVU/Morgantown should properly be counted as a Pennsylvania suburb.
I’ll take Morgantown if we can give Philly to NJ and Pittsburgh to OH.
I can’t believe my alama mater , UCONN , didn’t make the top 20 ! Known as a “ basketball school with a drinking problem . “ Last time I was at the campus , my friend tok me to a “ package store “ . Largest one I have ever seen - looked like a warehouse belonging to a liquor distributor .
Down here in southern Utah polygamy is rampant and mostly they are ugly leftovers. When I go to the grocery store in Kanab there are frequently a few of those beauties buying in.
Nothing like the ones on the label though.
I’ll stick to Budweiser or Carlsberg.
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