[Utah Binger]

Your joke isn't funny cause we all know that nobody ever drinks at BYU

That is why there are no liquor stores in Provo.

Oh wait.

[Zakeet]

That's different cause they only dispense medicine that has been manufactured as per Brigham Young's sacred formula.

So there!

P.S. I's appreciate if you didn't get the wrong idea about Main Street, south of 2nd South in Salt Lake City either.