Murphys Bar and Grill
Ah yes ... Murphy's ... where you can have a porter and rock well ... as long as you're discrete (you look the other way if you see any brothers or sisters, and you don't flash your recommend).
Down here in southern Utah polygamy is rampant and mostly they are ugly leftovers. When I go to the grocery store in Kanab there are frequently a few of those beauties buying in.
Nothing like the ones on the label though.
I’ll stick to Budweiser or Carlsberg.