[Slings and Arrows]

Fire away!

[Slings and Arrows]

Massive-abuse-of-listowner's-privilege ping!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Just going from the title, are you addressing this to either our current President or to one Wm. Clinton?

[Responsibility2nd]

Great title. Have you dedicated this song to Chelsea?

[COBOL2Java]

"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely"

"What does Nancy Pelosi tell John Boehner every day?"

[Prince of Space]

Good job!

[GeronL]

OK

My bro is a redneck let me see if he likes it

[caver]

Nice!

How did you get the Philharmonic Orchestra to back you up?

[GeronL]

lolz

[moose07]

That has an honest authenticity , i LIKE it! :)

[Vendome]

LOL

Actually funny and good timing on the words.

If you have the tracks I can sing a couple versions and send em back, free.

But, it’s kinda raunchy fun. Trying to think of a band that this would be perfect for. Name escapes me.

I’d ad lib a part “yeah but, yer Mom was loaded” or something.,

Fun song.

[humblegunner]

Well done!

[Responsibility2nd]

Hopalong Ginsberg?

There’s a Steven Wright joke there, son, and here it comes...

One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her.

I said, ‘Hi’, And she said, ‘Hi’, and then I said, ‘Nice day, isn’t it?’.

And she said, ‘I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.’

So I asked, ‘What’s the problem?’ She replied, ‘I can’t tell you. I don’t even know you.’

I said, ‘Well, sometimes it’s good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.’

So she said, ‘Well, my analyst said I’m a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.’

I said, ‘Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.’.

[Political Junkie Too]

I know what my voice sounds like. That's why I'm an aspiring songwriter instead of singer.

One word... Autotune.

Check out apps like Tune Me on Google Play.

-PJ

[afraidfortherepublic]

Well, it ain’t Beethoven, but it’s catchy!

[rockinqsranch]

That cowboy kitty needs a cigar to make him a George burns lookalike.

[berdie]

I think you may have missed your calling!

[blueplum]

It’s hard to reproduce a good moaning country-fiddle on a synthesizer but that single note at a time concert violin has got to go LOL. Otherwise a cute song. Congrats !!

[GizzyGirl]

You must have a lot of FRiends... your song count is up over 100 now :)

[Jay Redhawk]

I love it! Your voice works well with the lyrics and style of the song. You might try slowing it down a bit, and see how that works, but I think its a good one. I will play it for the wife when she gets home. Nothing better than Jewish-Redneck music!

[Berlin_Freeper]

CATchy