[Up Yours Marxists]

General Mills must be aching to go bankrupt.

[cripplecreek]

I saw a report just this morning that said sales of breakfast cereal is shrinking considerably.

[Still Thinking]

How Your Cereal Causes Climate Change

I wouldn't have thought that it could, but apparently it causes stupidity, so who knows?

[Telepathic Intruder]

Henceforth all General Mills employees will tested for the amount of CO2 they expel while breathing.

[Gen.Blather]

I stopped eating cereal decades ago. It’s not substantial enough by itself for me to make it to lunch or do any physical work. It’s too bulky if you add it to something that is worth eating. Cereal is a total waste as a food product.

[Up Yours Marxists]

I guess my caption of “Queer-Loving General Mills Embraces Chicken Little” didn’t sit well with the mods? Why the change?

What’s the deal boys??? You got a problem with the truth on General Mills and their Lucky Charms Gay and Lesbian crappola????

[Maceman]

[Fast Moving Angel]

I think globull warming is contributed to by such steaming piles as this.

[BitWielder1]

Growing plants of all kinds absorbs CO2 so what's the problem?

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[Objective Scrutator]

I expect to see advertisements of Toucan Sam saying that clear-cutting the rainforest will lead to the rest of the rainforest being flooded. They will probably start having the Cookie Crisp mascot use “environmentally-friendly” means to steal the cookies from the kids.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Nothing says Global Warning like a Detroit-area high in the 60s on July 28.

[beethovenfan]

They’ve been drinking the kool-aid.

[RetiredTexasVet]

You will now be barraged with Green Cereal commercials. Wheaties, the cereal made for milk from fartless cows. Corn flakes grown with tractors powered by wind power. Fruit Loops produced at a Queer friendly plant by queers who disapprove of climate change. Boxes will be necessarily smaller and cost significantly more but that’s a small price to pay to be on the cutting edge of PC.

[publius911]

the food giant has pledged to measurably rein in greenhouse-gas emissions from its agricultural suppliers of ingredients like soy and sugarcane.

That doesn't make sense and is downright stupid.
I actually prefer cane sugar as a sweetener over corn based sweetener. Of course the fact that corn syrup is cheaper has nothing to do with it. < /sarc >

Soy based products are no longer PC? Who'dathought??

[trebb]

General Mills must be aching to go bankrupt.

Probably - my thoughts were that the headline should read:

GENERAL MILLS TO ADD 20% TO COST OF DOING BUSINESS - WILL RAISE PRICES 35% TO COVER IT