Yes, unicorn horns for cats are an actual thing you can buy. [Title shortened.]

Metro [UK] ^ | 1 Jul 2014 | Caroline Westbrook

[Slings and Arrows]

So just what do you get for the cat who has everything? Well, how about one of these – an actual inflatable unicorn horn designed specifically for the feline in your life.

The item – yours for a mere £6.40 on Amazon – will not only look very fetching on your kitty but may also help you realise your dream of turning your pet into a mythical, magical creature.

Alternatively, it may just make them look like a cat with a large inflatable object strapped to their head. But nonetheless we are assured from the box that ‘cats love it’ (yup, the one in the above picture looks like he’s having a whale of a time).

Of course if you don’t want to splash out for the actual inflatable horn – especially given the obvious possibility for your cat to get a little over-enthusiastic and burst it – you could always try turning your cat into a unicorn via more unconventional methods.

For starters, we have this gorgeous ginger kitty modelling this ambitious effort:

[Gefn]

You can get unicorn meat in cans. I’m not good at posting graphics, so here is the link.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

[ansel12]

I still think that is sick, I’ll try it, but I won’t like it.

[Hot Tabasco]

"Cats love it!"

Well that settles it for me, I'm getting one for my cat.......

[Vaquero]

This should go over well with the rainbow crowd in the white hut

[Darksheare]

I thought we ate them all...

[Gefn]

I kinda agree with you. I don’t even think Mikey would try it.

The meat in a tin I mean.

I actually considered buying one of those horns for my kitty last Christmas, but got her reindeer antlers instead. ,

[Slings and Arrows]

After-action report appreciated. It’ll give you something to do while waiting in the ER.

[22202NOVA]

I have a can of their Dragon meat. It looks quite tasty.

[PLMerite]

The creature on the left - hamster, gerbil, guinea pig?

[tinyowl]

One time we broke the horn off a unicorn and put two cat ears on each side of his head. It was really funny and looked like a cat mule but with with blood all over his head and face. It looked like John Kerry if he hit his head on a cactus and had cat ears. Then it died.

Then, I put the horn on a sperm whale that washed up on our beach and it looked like Al Gore with a unicorn horn put on his head.

[Yorlik803]

My cat would never tolerate me again....

[JRandomFreeper]

What? Why you call?

/johnny

[Nervous Tick]

Not fair!

[Gaffer]

My daughter got her Doberman, Kingston, to sit still long enough for her to put four doggie biscuits from his nose to his head, and two lodged up under his jowls and then snapped a picture. I call it "Jenga Kingston" Immediately after she snapped the picture, he went to town on the biscuits.

[uglybiker]

Cats need something more........appropriate.

[Haiku Guy]

Fun For The Whole Family... Except the Cat...

[blueunicorn6]

Cats are not unicorns. Cats are small, furry serial killers. Unicorns are large, graceful animals who are the symbol for virtue and good oral hygiene. As for you unicorn eaters out there, 99.9% of what is sold as “unicorn meat” is actually aardvark. The other one tenth of a percent is Bigfoot.

[GreenLanternCorps]

[martin_fierro]

AWESOME FACTOR: +11

[TheOldLady]

"P.S. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnpWYaCKB0"

"A crummy commercial??"