[circlecity]

Keep all your food under lock and key and give her no money. She’ll get hungry and leave soon enough.

[latina4dubya]

The couple agreed Stretton would live in their home, for free, in exchange of taking care of the children and some housecleaning.

did she ask for references?

[Larry Lucido]

[Opinionated Blowhard]

So a couple in a Los Angeles, CA suburb has a live-in nanny who won’t leave? LOL. The entire state government is a live-in nanny that won’t leave.

[wideawake]

Bartleby the Scrivener.

[kingu]

Padlock fridge and cupboards, then call cops and have her arrested when she breaks into them.

[headstamp 2]

I know in NYS, if you give domicile to anyone for more than 30 days in your house and they don’t leave after being asked, you have to do a formal eviction.

Rent or living there free is not a consideration.

I went down that road with an alcoholic girlfriend.

If you just put their stuff at the curb and lock them out, a cop will show up at your door instructing you to let them back in.

[Gaffer]

I’d be willing to be this woman has pulled this crap elsewhere. There is an old movie with Michael Keaton (IIRC) called “Pacific Heights”......

My guess is this woman has a bevy of paperwork on her - none of it good.

If she was hired through a service, the company through which she obtained her services should be sued for negligence and damages

Barring any of that, she should just get “disappeared.”

[PGalt]

Welcome to the hotel California, nanny. Such a lovely place.

[RightGeek]

[PGR88]

I know 4 guys who will come in the evening, literally pick her up, put her in a car, and drop her anywhere you want.

would probably cost about $200 each.

[LostInBayport]

The guy should get the wife and kids a hotel. He should stay in the house, turn off the power, turn off the water, empty the fridge and pantry, remove the bathroom and bedroom doors, put in earplugs and hit 'play' on the boombox containing Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits with the volume up full notch. Get a friend to relieve you for bathroom and lunch breaks.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Hmmm...kinda reminds me of all the illegal squatters we have, living right here in Our Big House, America!

[Joe 6-pack]

In some California Homeowner’s policies there’s also a worker’s comp rider for domestic help that applies under certain conditions. Just wait ‘til the nanny claims an injured lower back incurred in her duties as a nanny...

[Pollster1]

Pet Skunks : Do Skunks Make Good Pets?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ucgp-GzcE8

Besides keeping no food in the house and disabling the AC, I would consider getting a pet that would stay in her room. I also see nothing wrong with removing her “by any means necessary” as the liberals like to put it.

[IMR 4350]

I once had a crazy girlfriend told me she wasn’t going to leave and I couldn’t make her.

She was wrong.

Picked her up and threw her out the front door like a bale of hay.

[Mich Patriot]

"Marcela, a mother of three, found Stretton on Craigslist in March."

BRILLIANT! Let's go on Craigslist and bring a total effing stranger into our home with young children. What could go wrong? This sucks but they are at least partly responsible.

[Starstruck]

Seems to me that it’s time to tent the house and fumigate.

[Jed Eckert]

Reminds me of the movie Pacific Heights.

[tbw2]

That’s why they should have put in the contract the requirement - no work, no room or board.