“Yea, though I suffer the slings and arrows of outraged Americans,
I shall endeavor to invade their dinner hour,
And request of them, meaningless, silly, and invasive information,
Or hawk my supposed wares of the moment,
Or, attempt to persuade them of political issues I know nothing about,
All the while, slandering their names, their beloved towns’ names, while reading from the holy writ,
That produces my meager, and undeserved, wage.
Thanks - I’ve never seen a genuine prayer to Satan before.
interesting time stamp. Shame the year is not 2015.