"Shower?"
This should be fun...
Uh, how about just on New Years Day?
As often as it takes.
My very hot Texas wife says I’d better not get within 10 yards of her unless I smell like springtime in Hill Country.
I shower often.
Well, often enough to wash other people’s blood off.
As often as you have to be in the physical presence of others.
I’m a sweaty mess....I should probably go home and shower over lunch.
What complete and total scab would even suggest this?!? Simply foul....
They probably advise dumpster diving too
Lack of personal hygiene is one of the first signs of major depression. More proof liberalism is a mental disorder.
I did some work with a guy from Slovakia. I invited him to my house for dinner. I told my kids that people in Europe don’t shower as often as we do. And that he stinks. But not to mention it.
whenever you hear obama?
Is this related to liberals saying we should only wipe with one square? All part of the ‘humans hurt the planet’ crap. Never have I seen a liberal off themselves to follow their own words.
Once a year, whether I need it or not.
Seriously, I DO NOT allow a morning to pass without a shower and shave. I work out in the mornings. I am not getting around anybody at all until that is off of me.
The only time that I didn’t do this was way back when I would go to the field, and then you do the best that the circumstances will allow. When you came back in from whatever you were doing out there, you’d smell like a poorly-kept slaughterhouse in Arizona in mid-July. A long hot shower after peeling your evil-smelling utilities off was up there close to sex in its enjoyment; utter bliss. :-)
I can’t imagine not showering every morning. Wouldn’t leave the house unless I’d showered. In the summer I often shower twice a day since I swim in the afternoon and need to get the chlorine and lotion off. My husband only showers twice a week. Needless to say this has not made for a happy marriage. He claims he doesn’t stink but believe me he does.
I think there’s a lot of stinky, lazy people in this world.
Once a month, whether I need it or not.
Or, to quote my grandpop, when he was with us...
“I took a bath and it isn’t even Saturday!”
:)
And this assumption is perfectly accurate. You need to shower regularly. Otherwise you offend.
Every day? Depends on where you are and what you are doing. There have been days I have skipped but more days when I showered more often.
The author who thinks he had no body odor is out of his mind. And the cry that "the rest of the world doesn't" generally means Europe and frankly they stink. The bus could be full of people that had been sweating in the sun all day but they had found a faucet, washed off and put on clean clothes for the ride home. They did not stink. But let a couple of European tourists get on and you got a stench that would gag a maggot.
The idea that "people used to bath once a week" was also malarkey. Hot bath maybe. But during the summer you would find yourself tossed in a creek and a ball of soap thrown in after you.
16 years old and female? 3-5 times a day.