Posted on 05/06/2014 6:35:43 AM PDT by Scoutmaster
50. Houston, we have a problem. (Apollo 13, 1995)
49. It’s alive! It’s alive! (Frankenstein, , 1931)
48. Well, nobody’s perfect. 47. Shane. Shane. Come back! (Shane, 1953)
46. Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars. (Now, Voyager)
[SM: Schmaltziest ending in a movie; Features a young Ronald Reagan as a drunken Irish stable boy)
45. Stella! Hey, Stella! (A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951)
44. I see dead people. (The Sixth Sense, 1999)
43. We'll always have Paris. (Casablanca, 1942)
42. Plastics. (The Graduate, 1967)
41. We Rob Banks. (Bonnie and Clyde, 1967)
40. My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. (Forrest Gump, 1994)
39. If you build it, he will come. (Field of Dreams, 1989)
38, Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. (The Pride of the Yankees, 1942)
37. I’ll be back. (The Terminator, 1984)
36. Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948)
35. You’re gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws, 1975)
[SM: ad-libbed]
34. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. (To Have and To Have Not, 1944)
33. I'll have what she's having. (When Harry Met Sally, 1989)
31. Round up the usual suspects. (Casablanca, 1942)
30. I want to be alone. (Grand Hotel, 1932)
29. You can’t handle the truth! (A Few Good Men, 1992)
28. Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' (Casablanca, 1942)
27. I’m walking here! I’m walking here! (Midnight Cowboy, 1969) [SM: Some controversy, but believed to be ad-libbed]
26. Why don't you come up sometime and see me? (She Done Him Wrong, 1933)
25. Show me the money! (Jerry Maguire, 1996)
24. I am big! It's the pictures that got small. (Sunset Blvd., 1950)
23. There's no place like home (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)
22. Bond. James Bond. (Dr. No, 1962)
21. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. (The Silence of the Lambs, 1991)
20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (Casablanca, 1942)
19. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! (Network, 1976)
18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world! (White Heat, 1949)
17. Rosebud. Citizen Kane, 1941)
16. They call me Mister Tibbs! (In the Heat of the Night, 1967)
15. E.T. phone home. (E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, 1982)
14. The stuff that dreams are made of. (The Maltese Falcon, 1941)
13. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. (Love Story, 1970)
[SM: No, Al Gore, you weren’t the model for ‘Oliver’ in Erich Segal’s book, and Tipper wasn’t Jenny Cavilleri . That was your roomie, Tommy Lee Jones. Only your emotional family baggage was used by Segal.]
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (Apocalypse Now, 1979)
11. What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. (Cool Hand Luke, 1967)
10. You talking to me? (Taxi Driver, 1976) [SM: ad-libbed]
9. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night. (All About Eve, 1950)
8. May the Force be with you. (Star Wars, 1977)
7. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. (Sunset Blvd., 1950)
6. Go ahead, make my day. (Sudden Impact, 1983)
5. Here’s looking at you, kid. (Casabanca, 1942) [SM: ad-libbed]
4. Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)
3. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am (On the Waterfront, 1954)
2. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (The Godfather, 1972)
1. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. (Gone With The Wind, 1939)
Star Wars episode 4
I think it's right after Obi-Wan and Luke arrive in Washington DC.
Of course, you can also include "No matter where you go, there you are."
But, I ain’t gonna hit you. I ain’t gonna hit you....
the HELL I ain’t!
“We’re on a mission from God” - Blues Brothers
“You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.” - Raising Arizona
Mr Hand !
Crash: He did know.
Nuke: How?
Crash: I told him.
“Walk this way” - Young Frankenstein
“Toga! Toga!” - Animal House
Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!
True Grit
Also from Top Gun: “I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.”
“If you are going to shoot, shoot! Don’t talk!” (The GOOD, BAD AND UGLY)
My wife and I use “Did you hurt your...self?” all the time. John Wayne(Guns Donovan) to Elizabeth Allen(Amelia Dedham) when she was jostled from the back of a Jeep and landed on her rear end.
I know it’s not a movie but top this Roseanne Roseannadanna
Jane Curtin: This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period. Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna.
Roseanne Roseannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says: “Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, Last Thursday, I quit smokin’. Now, I’m depressed, I gained weight, my face broke out, I’m nauseous, I’m constipated, my feet swelled, my gums are bleedin’, my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I’m cranky and I have gas. ... What should I do?” ... Mr. Feder, you sound like a real attractive guy! ... You belong in New Jersey! ...
But I know exactly what you’re goin’ through ‘cause once, I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, quit smokin’. And to get back in shape, I had to join one of those fancy-shmancy health clubs. You know, the ones where it’s real expensive to join but it’s worth it, ‘cause you get to see a lot o’ people that you don’t know naked! ... Like, some people got those bulgy-bulgy thighs, the ones that get chafed just ‘cause they’re always scrapin’ against each other. ... And there’s other people there that got these funny belly buttons. Like, some go in and some go out or it’s like a hole or it curls around or it’s like a little knob on it, like a door. ... Some of them got a little piece of their sweater still in it! ... Some of ‘em look like a little star or a shell or a clam. Or some, you don’t what they are! ... But, personally, I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, don’t like to walk around with no clothes in front of other people! Not that I don’t got a great body. ... But why should I waste it on a bunch of fat ladies in a health club?
Anyway, they got this sauna there which is a little hot room where you go to sweat like a pig. ... So, I go in there but before I sit down, I put this clean towel on the bench ‘cause there’s a lot of people in there and you don’t know where they been! ... So, listen to this. Who do you think is sitting next to me but Dr. Joyce Brothers! ... That very smart pixie lady who thinks she knows everything. But what this nude psychologist doesn’t know is that she had this little teeny tiny ball o’ sweat right here, hangin’ off the tip of her nose! ... It was just hangin’ there! It wouldn’t fall off! ... Like, if she turned her head, it didn’t fall off, if she stood up, it didn’t fall off, she scratched, it didn’t fall off, and when she picked a little piece of sweater out of her belly button, it didn’t fall off! ... That little sweat ball just wouldn’t fall off! ... So I yelled at her. I said, “Hey! Doctor! Flick that sweat ball off your nose! ... What are ya tryin’ to do? Make me sick?!” She—
Jane Curtin: Roseanne!
Roseanne Roseannadanna: What? What?
Jane Curtin: What do health clubs, sweat and saunas have to do with cigarettes?
Roseanne Roseannadanna: Well, Jane. It just goes to show ya! It’s always somethin’! If it’s not one thing, it’s another! Either you smoke or you have a sweat ball hangin’ off your nose! ... It’s just like the song we used to sing on Thanksgiving when I was a little girl. Everybody would come over to my house lookin’ all pretty and cute and everything. My mother would make a turkey with stuffing and for dessert we’d have the traditional Banana Roseannadanna cake. ... Before we ate, we’d bow our heads. [to Jane, who merely stares at her in disgust] Bow your head, Jane. Come on, bow your little head. Come on. Jane, bow your head. Bow your head now. ... [Jane reluctantly bows her head] We’d bow our heads and we’d all sing.
We gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing
Please look down upon the Roseannadanna household
Bring peace to our fathers, good health to our mothers
And please don’t make me sweat like Dr. Joyce Brothers! ...
Roseanne Roseannadanna: Amen!
Jane Curtin: That’s the news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78fupdat...
Here’s the video too
http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturday-n...
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure."
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son”.-From Animal House.
Oops...”nuke the ENTIRE site...”
"Was it over when the....Germans... bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"He can't to that to our pledges. Only WE can do that to our pledges!"
Otter:"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!" .... Bluto: "We're just the guys to do it."
....and those are just the ones that can be repeated in polite company. :-) :-)
No Blazing Saddles quotes?
Lame. Very lame.
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