Posted on 05/05/2014 4:08:15 AM PDT by silent_jonny
Great opening graphics Jonny
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He can fly helicopters IN. HIS. SLEEP.
And, don't doubt him - he can kill just by raising an eyebrow at you.
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He can cross any town in 10 or 20 minutes no matter what conveyance he uses.
The word "badass" was created just to describe Jack.
All other badasses pale in comparison to Jack Bauer.
Wonder if new parents will name their offspring "Jack Bauer (family name)."
No other children would dare to provoke him on the playground.....and their parents might move their children to another school.
Just. In. Case.
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*snicker*
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At the least, her shoulders should be hurting like heck!
-PJ
Oh, yeah! I had forgotten about her!
“SS not dumb they know if they don’t call jack sir he will kick their ass one at a time”
OR ALL at one time.
President 1: David Palmer. Poisoned by handshake. Assassinated by orders from President Logan (#3).
President 2: John Keeler. Killed when Air Force One is shot down.
President 3: Charles Logan. Not killed. Botched suicide attempt resulting in permanent brain damage.
President 4: Wayne Palmer. Brother of David Palmer. Dies of cerebral hemorrhage resulting from earlier assassination attempt.
President 5: Allison Taylor. Doesn't die. Resigns.
President 6: James Heller. Assassinated in a drone strike.
This list does not include acting presidents.
It's not safe to be a President in Jack Bauer's world.
-PJ
Skipping ahead to say, Good Morning, Yaelle! :)
Good afternoon! I wish I could watch the show with you all! The only time in my life I ever envied soviet Russia.... (THAT WAS A JOKE, Interweb spies!)
I’d say that Heller lied to Jack, overplaying the progress of the Alzheimers to get Jack to go along.
Possibly, or possibly he is so understandably frightened that he fears this will be his fate.
Well, it won’t be, now.
Goat lovers blowed him up real good.
There are now two other plotlines to be resolved: Adrian/Novarro and handing Jack over to the Russians. Yeah, Heller may have pardoned Jack, but who does everyone think has the physical copy of the pardon letter?
I was kinda wondering.
Or maybe we were going to see a few episodes of the two women vying for jack’s affections. Or one long scene of Chloe trying to scrub off those raccoon eyes?
But jack vs. impotent OC guy? Even though he redeemed himself slightly this episode by not wetting his pants and running to tattle, he probably was just happy to have Heller out of his way. Jack and his pardon vs. him? However, there is ONE THING JACK BAUER CANNOT DO. He cannot write scripts. (Even though he has a cool man bag that would fit a couple pilots in it. And has cool magic band aids in it.). And the writers are determined to keep Jack always down for the count. Happiness for Jack be not of this earth.
The two women are Audrey and Agent Sarah Walk ... er ... Kate Morgan?
No contest. One is both hotter, emotionally stable AND showed in the last episode that she cab take Jack-worthy hits and keep on going.
BUT, it looks like her husband is going to be cleared. Wouldn’t it be awesome if he turned out to be played by Zachary Levi?
I'm thinking so. Did anyone notice when Jack was taking the chip out of POTUS arm, he seemed to have collected a vial of his blood?
However, in the preview for next week, they were speaking of the saddest day in history. (Referring to the Pres’s demise? Maybe!) Hoping for the hologram theory!
Yeah that true when Jack goes into overdrive he can take out as many bad guys as necessary all at once.
“Obviously I’m a big fan of Obama, as a guy who’s smart and articulate and supposedly leading all of us. I say to myself, ‘what has got to be going on in the private side of this guy’s brain’ — the pressure, the racism that is thrown out — and he handles it with such dignity.” - Devane in the article
Obviously, he’s a big fan of Obama.... So, OBVIOUSLY, he is a clueless idiot whose brain is as scattered as his lower teeth.
Hey, Devane, if gold is so great why are you SELLING it?
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