Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle
Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.
Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.
So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.
It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.
“Burden”? in honor of president mom jeans?
If it’s a girl, she should name it after her Mother,
Cruella Deville!
Fidel or Che
Brilliant!!!!
SoHo? TriBeCa? The Lower East Side?
Lol, now here is someone thinking with tradition in mind! Maybe aspen?
I vote for a classic Greek name, Medea, which, unfortunately surfaces from time to time.
No one has mentioned Juanita.
Ah yes, Billy Jeff's Ice Maiden crush! "
"If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!
Or did you mean that woman, Ms Broaddrick?
Damien or Damiena. Same source.
Feed was too choppy, doing the 03:00 DVR to watch while Mama’s at work and I can crank it up. She don’t like the sound.
She’s 95% NASCAR/5% NHRA
Howdy Dooty.... (looks like mom and her dad)
Lucky ....(didn’t get aborted)
Rug Rat ....(tiny crawlin democrat)
Name him William after his Father and Grandfather, who is the same person.
Well they are from Arkansas, aren't they?
Yes, her real name is Chelsea Hubble.......
Stain seems like an appropriate name for a Clinton, and its a bit unisex.
Stain Clinton.
If it is a boy Trayvon for the patron saint of black thugs everywhere. ( I mean libs should support him.)
Is she kankles play toy?
No one has mentioned Juanita.
Of course! Baby Juanita would puke on Grandma each time she tried to pick her up for the photographers! That might be a good choice! Just don’t let grandpapa near that baby.
Name the child “Webb”, after the maternal grandfather.
To #88> How about “HumaTune” or “HumatheBlues”?
The poor kid is going to be doing the latter. Her grandfather is a nut and her uncle (if Norton is still alive) is a convicted felon.
That puts them one step above the Clintons on the lower food chain of life.
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