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What Names are left for Chelsea's Baby?
Fertile mind | 04/17/14 | Self

Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle

Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.

Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.

So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.

It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: baby; chelsea; chelseaclinton; hillary; howdydoody; marcmezvinsky; moron; ugly; uglymoron; x42
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To: Yaelle

“Burden”? in honor of president mom jeans?


81 posted on 04/17/2014 10:20:19 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Yaelle

If it’s a girl, she should name it after her Mother,

Cruella Deville!


82 posted on 04/17/2014 10:20:52 PM PDT by teppe (... for my God ... for my Family ... for my Country ....)
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Fidel or Che


83 posted on 04/17/2014 10:24:54 PM PDT by ozaukeemom (Is there even a republic left?)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Brilliant!!!!


84 posted on 04/17/2014 10:30:07 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: 9YearLurker

SoHo? TriBeCa? The Lower East Side?


Lol, now here is someone thinking with tradition in mind! Maybe aspen?


85 posted on 04/17/2014 10:31:18 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle
If they should have a girl

I vote for a classic Greek name, Medea, which, unfortunately surfaces from time to time.


86 posted on 04/17/2014 10:45:26 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Yaelle

No one has mentioned Juanita.


87 posted on 04/17/2014 11:04:39 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: Arthur McGowan
No one has mentioned Juanita.

Ah yes, Billy Jeff's Ice Maiden crush! "

"If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!

Or did you mean that woman, Ms Broaddrick?

89 posted on 04/17/2014 11:29:00 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Yaelle

Damien or Damiena. Same source.


90 posted on 04/17/2014 11:48:11 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: Chode

Feed was too choppy, doing the 03:00 DVR to watch while Mama’s at work and I can crank it up. She don’t like the sound.

She’s 95% NASCAR/5% NHRA


91 posted on 04/18/2014 12:48:13 AM PDT by mabarker1 (Please, Somebody Impeach the kenyan!!!!)
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To: Yaelle

Howdy Dooty.... (looks like mom and her dad)

Lucky ....(didn’t get aborted)

Rug Rat ....(tiny crawlin democrat)


92 posted on 04/18/2014 1:41:35 AM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Yaelle
Well, using the MSM's "Palin Standard".

Name him William after his Father and Grandfather, who is the same person.

Well they are from Arkansas, aren't they?

93 posted on 04/18/2014 2:15:13 AM PDT by fedupjohn (America...Designed by Geniuses...Now inhabited by Idiots..Palin 2016...)
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To: Yaelle

Yes, her real name is Chelsea Hubble.......


94 posted on 04/18/2014 2:28:53 AM PDT by Arlis
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To: Yaelle

Stain seems like an appropriate name for a Clinton, and its a bit unisex.

Stain Clinton.


95 posted on 04/18/2014 4:27:30 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Yaelle

If it is a boy Trayvon for the patron saint of black thugs everywhere. ( I mean libs should support him.)


96 posted on 04/18/2014 5:16:07 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Yaelle

Is she kankles play toy?


97 posted on 04/18/2014 8:22:01 AM PDT by chiefqc
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To: Arthur McGowan

No one has mentioned Juanita.


Of course! Baby Juanita would puke on Grandma each time she tried to pick her up for the photographers! That might be a good choice! Just don’t let grandpapa near that baby.


98 posted on 04/18/2014 1:21:50 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

Name the child “Webb”, after the maternal grandfather.


99 posted on 04/18/2014 5:23:04 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Yehuda

To #88> How about “HumaTune” or “HumatheBlues”?

The poor kid is going to be doing the latter. Her grandfather is a nut and her uncle (if Norton is still alive) is a convicted felon.

That puts them one step above the Clintons on the lower food chain of life.


100 posted on 04/18/2014 6:22:34 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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