Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle
Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.
Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.
So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.
It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.
Kang and Kodos
I think she would like “Moloch” for a boy and Jezebel for a girl.
Monica or Webster are two logical choices.
That way, when (s)he has gender identity issues, her parents can say that it depends on what Izzy is.
-PJ
Hitlery keeps a cold office due to “the change” perhaps?
Just a guess.
Cam Ram Baby
I think I heard the term "smolt" used on the alphabet channel news tonight.
Bingo. Why isn’t there any flap about this? Look at Web and Chelsea side by side-it’s undeniable.
Both of them have their “high beams” on.
You guys have no imagination...
MYRTLE...rhymes with YERTEL as in the TURTLE.
And, there’s DOLORES and MULVA of course...
What about POLLY? Like, a Cracker!
Hilliary isn’t going to run. She has the perfect solution, I’d rather be a grandma than President, she’ll say...and, of course she will continue to speak out on important topics of our time, for a fee of course.
The Klintoon grifters don’t need the WH again, they just want money and the fame now.
sorry ‘bout all the “of courses”, I’ll use “as well” instead.
How about Moon Beam?
Here’s a few possibilities for the spawn of Chelsea...
Abaddon - (Hebrew) The Destroyer
Adramalech - Samarian devil
Ahpuch - Mayan devil
Ahriman - Mazdean devil
Angra Mainyu - Zoroasterism synonym for devil
Apollyon - Greek synonym for Abaddon.
Asmodeus - Hebrew devil of sensuality and luxury, originally “creature of judgment”
Azazel - Taught man to make weapons of war (Hebrew)
Baalberith - Canaanite Lord of the covenant who was later made a devil
Balaam - Hebrew devil of avarice and greed
Baphomet - Worshipped by the Templars (by accusation) as symbolic of Satan
Beelzebub - Lord of the Flies, taken from the symbolism of the scarab (Hebrew)
Behemoth - Hebrew personification of Lucifer in the form of an elephant or hippopotamus
Beherit - Syriac name for Satan
Chemosh - National god of Moabites, later a devil
Cimeries - Rides a black horse and rules Africa
Dagon - Philistine avenging devil of the sea
Demogorgon - a name so terrible as to not be known to mortals
Diabolous - “Flowing downwards” (Greek)
Dracula - Romanian name for son of the devil or dragon, which would also denote a “devilish” name—Romanian isn’t too clear on which meaning, if not both, is correct.
Euronymous - Greek Prince of Death (a misspelling, correct spelling Eurynomos)
Gorgo - dim. of Demogorgon, see above
Guayota - guanche devil
Haborym - Hebrew synonym for Satan
Iblis - Synonym for Shaitan
Leviathan - Hebrew personification of Lucifer in the form of a great sea reptile (usually it represents the Antichrist; the beast of the sea)
Lilith - Hebrew female devil, Adam’s first wife who taught him lust
Loki - Teutonic devil
Mammon - Aramaic god of wealth and profit
Marduk - god of the city of Babylon
Mastema - Hebrew synonym for Satan
Melek Taus - Yezidi devil
Mephistopheles - he who shuns the light, q.v. Faust (Greek)
Milcom - Ammonite devil
Moloch - Phoenician and Canaanite devil
Mormo - King of the Ghouls, consort of Hecate (Greek)
Naamah - Hebrew female devil of seduction
Nihasa - American Indian devil
O-Yama - Japanese name for lord of death
Pwcca - one of the myriad of fairy (faerie) folk
Saitan - Enochian equivalent of Satan
Samael - “Venom of God” (Hebrew)
Samnu - Central Asian devil
Sedit - American Indian devil
Shaitan - Arabic name for Satan
T’an-mo - Chinese counterpart to the devil, covetousness, desire
Tchort - Russian name for Satan, “black god”
Tunrida - Scandinavian female devil
Typhon - Greek personification of devil
Yama - The lord of death in Hinduism
Yen-lo-Wang - Chinese ruler of Hell
SoHo? TriBeCa? The Lower East Side?
I think MOONBAT would be great...
Prop
Spot?
I think Hillary is reacting to Natalies very piqued titilation.
How about Campaign Prop?
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