Posted on 04/15/2014 1:37:07 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
“If I can pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features…”
http://www.khou.com/video/featured-videos/Too-funny-Another-Southwest-flight-attendant-goes-viral-255175011.html
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I think it’s hilarious how they make the safety instructions so funny.
“If you’re sitting next to a child, or someone who just acts like a child...” was always one of my faves.
I agree!
It’s the only time I listen!
:-)
Make sure you take all your belongings and children with you when you disembark or we’ll sell them on eBay.
Lol!
But, as for my children, I wonder if they’ve read “The Ransom of Red Chief”?
...completing your thought...
“....in the short attention span you males have!”
Lol! Thanks!
I was being sweet - you know, raised in the south.
;-)
Anything moving in excess of 500 mph doesn’t need a safety brief. If things go bad they go really really bad and a safety brief won’t help.
I’ve always thought that every time they talk about floating seat cushions.
My wife & I were on a Continental flight in 1991 where the male flight attendant was dropping one liners & ad libs rapid fire. One elderly lady asked him if he missed his wife on long flights.
He replied, “I’m not married”. “Then why the wedding band?”
“Oh, that’s my `fag deflector’. You see, there are a lot of fags in the airline industry & I have to pretend to be married. My girlfriend keeps nagging me about when am I going to start wearing it for real!”
Flying is NOT fun.
...
(yadda yadda)
...
Harrumpfh.
Okay.
“After you have put on your mask, please assist and children or anyone acting like children with their mask”
Lol!
Was a big Southwest fan for many years until they messed with the boarding process and changed the planes they use for cross country travel.
Flew them last month from BWI to LAX on new plane, had A1 boarding ticket, got horrible seat...awful.
No more SWA for me when I fly to CA...no way.
“She got in trouble. Fired I think.”
No, the two black women who got ‘offended’ sued the airlines. The court/jury through out the lawsuit.
Anything moving in excess of 500 mph doesn’t need a safety brief.
If crashing, I plan to stand up and jump just before the plane hits the ground.
I wonder how many FReepers under 40 have even heard of that classic!
I heard it on Sean today. What a riot she was. I got to see it now.
I heard it on Sean today. What a riot she was. I got to see it now.
Was a big Southwest fan for many years until they messed with the boarding process and changed the planes they use for cross country travel.
What did they change to?
SW has always flown 737’s, except for 5 727’s they owned back in the late 70’s, early 80’s.
Here is a Hobbit themed air safety demonstration...
(is the hobbit hole still around?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbPFHu3OOc
Oops! THREW out the lawsuit. ;-)
Was flying on SW and ended up in aisle one. The gentlemen across the aisle was complaining that his company jet wasn’t available and was suppose to be in first class. So he got free drinks, pillow, hand wipes and extra peanuts. Because I chuckled at the service he was getting they decided I was in first class too. Lots of laughs the entire trip !
I LUV Southwest, but they only have one class: CATTLE
But, as for my children, I wonder if they’ve read “The Ransom of Red Chief”?
I wonder how many FReepers under 40 have even heard of that classic!
It’s one of my favorites!
Hilarious!
I heard it on Sean today. What a riot she was. I got to see it now.
On Hannity?
Good for her!
(Lol! - meaning the flight attendant, not Sean!)
Heard that one that day. I laughed. My neighbor was not as easily humored
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