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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Random silliness anyone?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
How do you know when an Irishman is truly drunk? When he prefers women over whiskey!
To: Lucky9teen
Anemone. Easy. However, I’m not brilliant. Something wrong with the concept. I’ve been lol’ing until that post. Now just stymied. Oh, well, going back to lol’ing! Thanks for this great thread that never disappoints! Also, glad you’re feeling better!
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posted on
04/04/2014 5:58:58 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Make sure she doesnÂ’t get ahold of the gom jabbar)
To: Lucky9teen
P.S. Technically, it should be “starts.” Nevermind, going back to bed.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:00:01 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Make sure she doesnÂ’t get ahold of the gom jabbar)
To: Scoutmaster
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:00:02 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: tnlibertarian
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:01:29 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Make sure she doesnÂ’t get ahold of the gom jabbar)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:01:30 AM PDT
by
bray
(The Republic of Texas 2022 order here: http://braylog.com/id47.html)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Disambiguator
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:04:18 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
I wonder how many Obama supporters know the name ‘Sysiphus.’
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:05:03 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:06:21 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:06:42 AM PDT
by
ruesrose
(The Anchor Holds)
To: Lucky9teen; SunkenCiv
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:07:39 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Scoutmaster
About one out of 10,000 — maybe less.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:09:22 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:09:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:10:09 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:10:47 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:11:06 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Obama is now making Jimmy Carter look like Attila the Hun. /focus/news/3138768/posts)
To: Lucky9teen
She has now had 4 Husbands…… This One is a Classic... just Love it.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman thought... He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now - in her 80’s - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it) - - -She smiled and explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.” (Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:11:56 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Scoutmaster
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:13:07 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
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