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1 posted on 04/01/2014 11:18:49 AM PDT by C19fan
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Can I bring a bunch of ones? lol


2 posted on 04/01/2014 11:19:26 AM PDT by thetallguy24
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Can they order lap dances too?

Honest to pete, rock bottom pay and now THIS indignity?
Why would any woman put up with it?


3 posted on 04/01/2014 11:20:13 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Don’t think it would apply to the nose-bleed sections.


4 posted on 04/01/2014 11:20:24 AM PDT by AU72
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Can they give lap dances, as well?


5 posted on 04/01/2014 11:20:52 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Not a football fan, but lap dance? Count me in.


6 posted on 04/01/2014 11:20:54 AM PDT by rey
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Aside from “April’s Fool”, it’s a wonderful idea.

Even the Atlanta Falcons have more than 3,000 season ticket holders.


8 posted on 04/01/2014 11:22:01 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: C19fan; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

What if they already have a restraining order against you?

Isn’t that some kinda double jeopardy?


9 posted on 04/01/2014 11:25:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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I've heard that comment a million times, but yours right at number one caught me off guard and I am laughing as I write this.

How perfect!

10 posted on 04/01/2014 11:28:24 AM PDT by Baynative (Got bulbs? Check my profile page.)
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we need some poles installed behind the bench


13 posted on 04/01/2014 11:37:22 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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Are they going to match each cheerleader up with a vice cop, to make sure there are no illegal offers?


15 posted on 04/01/2014 11:38:27 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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they’ll be doing lap dances next


18 posted on 04/01/2014 11:40:28 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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This HAS to be an April Fools Day joke? Right?


20 posted on 04/01/2014 11:46:53 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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21 posted on 04/01/2014 11:47:13 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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Some teams have already been doing this sort of thing as revealed by the lawsuits against the Raiders and Bengals.

Teams have some of the cheerleaders visit fans in luxury boxes during the game (while others are actually at field level cheering). The whole squad also may spend time visiting fans before or after the game.

Also some teams require cheerleaders to work 8 or more hours during game days without being given a meal break! (Shocking when you consider the actual game only lasts 3 hours)


24 posted on 04/01/2014 11:51:59 AM PDT by Dave346
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Gives new meaning to term “Scoring Drive”......


25 posted on 04/01/2014 11:52:07 AM PDT by njslim (T)
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Suddenly, Bill Clinton will become a football fanatic.


26 posted on 04/01/2014 11:54:58 AM PDT by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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Would open the door for some veeery interesting sponsorships.

ie

“Playboy Mansion Stadium”


27 posted on 04/01/2014 11:55:23 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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NFL Teams To Allow Cheerleaders To Visit Fans In Their Seats During Games to Deliver Beer & POP corn

There fixed it.


33 posted on 04/01/2014 12:14:57 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
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Maybe they can make house calls.


35 posted on 04/01/2014 12:20:11 PM PDT by kenmcg
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How much extra do they have to pay for a lap dance?


38 posted on 04/01/2014 12:30:40 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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