Posted on 03/30/2014 7:14:50 AM PDT by beebuster2000
Noah. don't bother, painful experience.
major beef with the movie is just the twisted plot. crazy long, the two kids sitting behind me long about 2 hours in totally lost it. i didn't blame them. drags on and on.
basically a bunch of time up front in the movie doing what exactly? not sure, Noah and family wander around eating moss and stuff, they don't eat meat, thats evil. those that eat meat will be destroyed by the Creator. ok fine, accept that in the movie and move on, but its weird. the meat eater theme continues throughout. as does the green BS about planet stewardship etc etc, ok, again fine, lets move on.
then Noah teams up with these fallen angels who live in these really stupid and silly looking giant rock bodies. What? anyway, those guys build the ark and they really look dumb like a kids cartoon. again, fine lets move on.
big battle as the ark starts to float. good.
now the really painful part, the ark trip, one of the babes is pregnant and eventually delivers twins. BUT, Noah goes nuts on the trip, like his meds run out. he now wants to kill his family this goes on and on and on.
please Creator, make the flood stoop so the movie can end and i can go to the bathroom.
FINALLY, the ark lands, but we don't get to see the animals get off. did i mention that they have been "asleep" for like 10 months? anyway, we do get to see Noah, now drunk, naked and living in a cave. Why? we don't know. Apparantly he gets his scrip renewed and gets back on the meds because he comes back to the family and helps dig around in the dirt.
That’s what God meant it for ... a perpetual memory of His promise to mankind.
nice. good sunday morning, learned something. thanks
Good review. Here’s the money quote:
“please Creator, make the flood stoop so the movie can end and i can go to the bathroom.”
LOL
Think I’ll pass on this one.
haha. keep dreaming. no sunbathing on the ark.
Best review of the movie I’ve read so far. It made me laugh. We seldom go to the movies for two reasons: First, we don’t want to support a Hollywood that is anti-every thing we believe. Second, and most importantly, if my husband doesn’t like a movie, he lets everyone know it, usually before it ends. I’m only slightly better. I hate to pay to be sitting in a dark room with strangers watch a bunch of crap on a screen.
Our church went through the book of Genesis last year. One thing that really struck me about the story of the flood is it’s been turned into a children’s story. In fact, millions of people died because they refused to hear the warning and turn from their wicked ways. There is so much pain and anguish just below the surface. Can you imagine having to hear the screams of those who suddenly realize that they are lost?
I never thought about it before, but maybe Noah was wracked with guilt and that’s why he felt the need to drink. Self-medication.
BEEF
It’s whats for dinner
...and now for the counterpoint...
Of course YOU enjoyed it; it’s complete crap.
“anyway, DONT GO unless you really make a bathroom stop”
Why? What do you think those giant sized soda cups are for? This way you dont miss any of the movie. ;-)
Yeah ... many people seldom get into the “meat” of the issue (forgive the pun here ...).
Here’s something from Ray Comfort that’s 100 times better, in terms of God’s true message there ...
Ray Comfort Releases Christian Noah Movie: Watch ‘Noah and the Last Day’ on YouTube for Free
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138946/posts
Maybe he thought he was going to see some sort of science fiction movie, or whatever ... :-) ...
Rags and dirt can be fun.
Does the vegetarian creator ensure that the lions make it onto the ark?
Sobers up and returns to dig around in the dirt? Lovely, sounds like a hit!
Well, when you write like an ignorant 3rd grader I wouldn’t expect you to get much of such a movie. Try showing respect for your readers next time.
....I’m sure. This is his MO on FR. Bash everything we stand for and stand for everything we bash.
Toad.
now who needs their meds adjusted?
You. Seems your Ritalin is out of whack, kid.
they still prescribe Ritlin? i ll have to look into that. thanks
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