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To: Marcella
Have had dentists complain that my mouth is so small, they have trouble getting a hand in there. I used to wonder why everyone finished a meal before I did, I was still eating, and their plates were clean. I can't get as much food in my mouth at one time like they can.

Wow, dentists tell me the same thing. That's one reason I like getting knocked out at the Dentist. Sometimes, afterwards, the edges of my mouth where your top lip and bottom meet, will be all red, and hurt from them stretching it..

Ditto, on the eating thing, too. People always say, "it's because your talking, not eating", but I think it's that I'm not taking as big bites as they are.

That was one thing I liked about places in Europe where you can sit there eating for two hours, and nobody gives yout he bum's rush..

Once, a really rude waitress in Fredericksburg, TX kept trying to take my plate when I was still eating. After the second time, I told her if she did it again, I was going to stab her with my fork, and strangle her with my rosary.

239 posted on 03/25/2014 6:40:07 PM PDT by sockmonkey (Of Course I didn't read the article. After all, this is FreeRepublic..)
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To: sockmonkey

Do you go to Fredericksburg, TX often? Somebody told us its THE place to visit in Texas. How does it compare to Gruene Tx in New Braunfel? Is it about the same just bigger? We have been to Gruene 4 times and always enjoy, but it is small.


240 posted on 03/25/2014 7:04:13 PM PDT by rightly_dividing (Hate is what people that hate the truth call the truth.)
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To: sockmonkey

“the edges of my mouth where your top lip and bottom meet, will be all red, and hurt from them stretching it..”

Me, too.

“but I think it’s that I’m not taking as big bites as they are.

Me, too.

“That was one thing I liked about places in Europe where you can sit there eating for two hours, and nobody gives you the bum’s rush..”

Me, too. Lunch in Europe is two hours, one course after another. I would always think, well, I’ll be going back to the US with grab as you go for lunch.

“I was going to stab her with my fork, and strangle her with my rosary.”

I really like you. We could eat like we eat and you can attack the waitresses. :o) :o)


241 posted on 03/25/2014 7:35:05 PM PDT by Marcella ((Prepping can save your life today.))
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