“the edges of my mouth where your top lip and bottom meet, will be all red, and hurt from them stretching it..”
Me, too.
“but I think it’s that I’m not taking as big bites as they are.
Me, too.
“That was one thing I liked about places in Europe where you can sit there eating for two hours, and nobody gives you the bum’s rush..”
Me, too. Lunch in Europe is two hours, one course after another. I would always think, well, I’ll be going back to the US with grab as you go for lunch.
“I was going to stab her with my fork, and strangle her with my rosary.”
I really like you. We could eat like we eat and you can attack the waitresses. :o) :o)
She really was the most awful waitress, ever..She was reaching over my plate (from the right) to clear the person to the left of me's plate. That really was the last straw for me after her trying to grab my plate twice while I was eating off of it. Never get between me and a rare steak..