[DogByte6RER]

The local Democrat Party machine will be there in no time to register Sasquatch to vote in the upcoming elections ...

[BenLurkin]

Squatting and doing what?

[DogByte6RER]

Bigfoot is just looking for a local Detroit girl next door type to settle down with ...

[detective]

Maybe this is what they saw.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2011/10/25/first-lady-michelle-obama-visits-detroit/

[DogByte6RER]

We SHOOT LOOTERS (and squatters too)

[Catmom]

Does Moochelle have relatives in Detroit?

[cripplecreek]

This thread should be a real treat.



Michigan legislative action thread

[DogByte6RER]

Sasquatch visits the local Detroit library ...

[Inyo-Mono]

The article is funny, but no matter what you think about Bigfoot, this comment from the story is typical progressive scientist claptrap:

“The lack of urban expansion in the city due to a poor economy could mean that some species have found their way back into their old habitat. It is also possible that the lots of empty houses could work as an incentive for wild animals seeking shelter. As a result, these witnesses could easily misidentify the native species of the area,” said Lorenzo Martinez, animal behaviorist and teacher at a Spanish university.

So because some wild animals may be seeking shelter in empty homes, that means that people will automatically misidentify them?

[blueunicorn6]

They make good neighbors. Always keep their lawn trimmed.

[bgill]

A bigfoot living there should lower the price of the house.

[Horkster]

Sasquats? :)

[Slyfox]

Hey baby, where did junior run off to?

[FreedomGuru]

Somebody check Kwame Kilpatricks jail cell, maybe he escaped?

[clearcarbon]

"Family Witnesses Bigfoot Squatting Among Abandoned Detroit Homes"

There goes the neighborhood.

[Windflier]

“driving around, looking to buy a new house”

In the ruins formerly known as Detroit??

Sounds like a credible witness to me. /s

[Iscool]

They have whole neighborhoods of them in Detroit...

[skinkinthegrass]

WOOKIE/Michelle Obama ALERT!

[clamper1797]

Michele was in Detroit ?

[eldoradude]

The local Democrat Party machine will be there in no time to register Sasquatch to vote in the upcoming elections ...

I bet he's already a registered Democrat in at least 1000 counties throughout the US, probably 100 times in Chicago alone.

[Pontiac]

“The economy has been devastating here man,” Brown explained. “One day, you are living in this beautiful city with over a million and a half working people, next day all you know is all is gone…crime has gone up and life has become almost impossible to deal with here. I am one of the lucky ones still with a job.”

Wow! The incredible ignorance of people is just shocking sometimes.

This guy talks like “The Economy” is some incomprehensible force like a hurricane or earthquake.

No the economy of this country has been slowly devoured by 70 years of slowly plodding socialist policies. Your once beautiful city has be slowly eroded away by socialism.

Your city has been especially hurt because of its total control by socialist policies advanced you Federal, State and City governments all controlled for most of the 70 years by Democratic administrations.

The forces that have swallowed your city are not in the least as mysterious as Big Foot. NO your city was eaten by Socialism.