***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Funny Valentine’s day quotes

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.

What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Today is February 14^th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes

I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I love you just the way I am

A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!

I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.

Darling, will you be my player number 2?

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)

I need to fall in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14^th!

You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.

I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.

[Lucky9teen]

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[a fool in paradise]

Happy Holidays.

[a fool in paradise]

Does the holiday season still include Lincon's birfday?

[Monkey Face]

She only has one butt??? Had ME fooled! Looks like three or four, to me! LOL! (You never know what she may be hiding under there...)

[Pan_Yan]

That may be the longest gif I've ever seen. I'm amazed it didn't have a commercial break in the middle.

[Monkey Face]

You Should Do Dinner and a Movie In

You love a little Valentine's Day themed celebrating, but you don't like to go overboard.
Whether you're single or attached, you like that there's a whole day devoted to love. You are a bit of a romantic.

It's perfect for you to spend a cozy night at home with the ones you love, even if you're the only one you love right now.
A sweet movie, some good food, and warm blankets are the perfect formula for a great Valentine's Day - no matter what your relationship status is!

How Should You Celebrate Valentine's Day?

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

What the heck is THAT?

[Big Mack]

I stole the last line of your post for my new tag line.

Big Mack

[a fool in paradise]

Didn't see that Beatles Come To America anniversary special this week.

Did they mention that Shirley Temple was the Fifth Beatler?

[onyx]

LOL.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You Should Have a Romantic Night Out

Of all the Valentine's Day personalities, you are the most traditional. You see this as a night of love.
And there's nothing you would like to do more than celebrate with your sweetheart. A cozy date is perfect for you.

Like everyone, you love being wined and dined. Valentine's Day is the perfect occasion to melt your heart a little.
You also have what it takes to plan and execute a spectacular Valentine's Day for your sweetie or even another couple.
If you're single, you're happy to play cupid!

How Should You Celebrate Valentine's Day?

In a few minutes I will take DH out to a movie,(his choice) we will then go to dinner (my choice) and then another movie.(his choice)

Valentine's Day is one of the days I try to give him a nice day. Money is tight right now but I have been tucking a few dollars aside for the past couple of months.

[onyx]

You’re sure right about THAT!

[JRios1968]

You may have read about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by ...rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called “mentally unstable.” Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”

In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.

In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.?

In Alabama, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”

In North Carolina, , and South Carolina he would be called “a deer hunting buddy.”

And in Texas he’d be just “Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo...”

[Liberty Valance]

[a fool in paradise]

Hey! I see some kind of flying orb in that photo.

[Monkey Face]

Hey, You!

[Old Sarge]

[Monkey Face]

I hope your evening with your DH was romantic and memorable! *hug*

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
Good one!

[Old Sarge]