***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.

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A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." –Jay Leno

"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." –Jay Leno

"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." –Jay Leno

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Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.

[Lucky9teen]

Attack of the Clones - Joe Penna

Annoying Orange - Muddy Buddy

[Fast Moving Angel]

::waving hand::

[Mechanicos]

Thank you for your posts, the highlight of the week. Please keep me in your updated ping list. Thanks.

[Lucky9teen]

Attack of the Clones - Joe Penna

[fredhead]

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

Here it is:

“I s there a road?” Miss Nesselrode inquired. (Louis L'Amour’s The Lonesome Gods)

2) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate the sound of grinding gears. I love the sound of a finely tuned (air cooled) VW engine.

3) What’s your biggest “what if”?

WHAT IF I had hooked up with that old girlfriend when I was 26 (and single)?

4) To you, what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life to me right now is just moving forward one day at a time until the situation works itself out.

5) What was the last book you read?

The last book I read was Erik Larson's “Isaac's Storm: A Man, a Time, and the Deadliest Hurricane in History”

6) What’s your favorite animal?

Dog

7) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Old blues song - Further On Up the Road (somebody’s gonna hurt you like you hurt me)

8) What’s the last song you listened to?

Metallica No Leaf Clover

9) What is your current desktop picture?

From a car show, me sitting in my 69 VW beetle convertible in front of a WWII F-4U Corsair aircraft

10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

I too would want all evil to perish.

[a fool in paradise]

[Silentgypsy]

I always found it surprising when somebody who didn’t know me tried to shoot me.

[Red_Devil 232]

Count me in!

[a fool in paradise]

[musicman]

Thanks for the links!!

[fredhead]

And the dummy’s the smartest one of the three!!!

[Pan_Yan]

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

... flow in, the same mass flow out, no work, and negligible kinetic or ...
(2013 ASHRAE Handbook: Fundamentals)

2) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

The office phone ringing. My wife's voice as I walk in the door after work.

3) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I had not spent 9 years in the military?

4) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Worship God, love those around me, make a positive impact on the lives I touch.

5) What was the last book you read?

I'm on page 600 of Atlas Shrugged (again)

6) What’s your favorite animal?

Hippo

7) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Terminal Frost - Pink Floyd

8) What’s the last song you listened to?

Midnight Caffe

9) What is your current desktop picture?

10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

No one would be able to lie.

[Liberty Valance]

I'm still here.

[Envisioning]

Please keep me on the list! Thanks!

Now back to your regularly scheduled silliness!

[Liberty Valance]

That right there is funny!

[fredhead]

Love that Daffy Duck cartoon, where the cartoonist (who you find out at the end is Bugs Bunny) just keeps f-ing with Daffy.

“Ain’t I a stinker?”

[Ingtar]

Questions Ya’ll

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

One avalanche rescue backpack per person containing a...

(... cylinder of compressed gas in Division 2.2, The avalanche rescue backpack may also be equipped with a pyrotechnic trigger mechanism containing not more than 200 mg net of explosives in Division 1.4S.)

2) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate the sound of Obama’s voice. I love the sound of a fire.

3) What’s your biggest “what if”?

WHAT IF Conservatives voted?

4) To you, what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life to me is to please God.

5) What was the last book you read?

ORA:CLE. Fictional account of a one world government world with the illusion of political freedom.

6) What’s your favorite animal?

Cat

7) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Merry go round broken down.

8) What’s the last song you listened to?

Dova Kim from Skyrim

9) What is your current desktop picture?

a broken piece of glass as if the screen were broken.

10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

Empathy. Experiencing the pain we cause others would force us to rethink our behavior, even Democrats.

[upchuck]

HERE!!

[IM2MAD]

You can use your cursor to “unstick” him and let him bounce further. I’m having fun with it.

[TheOldLady]

Yes, and you can put him in all sorts of very uncomfortable positions that had me giggling like a nut.

It’s great, but since you have to supervise him so closely, he’s not a good screen saver, just as everything else he does.