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Posted on 12/27/2013 12:48:39 PM PST by slimjohn

This is just not right.


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81 posted on 12/27/2013 5:16:50 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: slimjohn
This is just not right.

Well, actually slim, it is.

You are on FR, so it's very, very right.

If you were on DU, then it would definitely not be right, and instead, very, very left.

Hope that helps you some.

82 posted on 12/27/2013 5:19:56 PM PST by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Ummm..

What is this?

Just came from the bar and might as well drive 'cause they sure can't walk?

83 posted on 12/27/2013 5:23:55 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

If only they could find the car....................


84 posted on 12/27/2013 5:25:25 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: slimjohn
I denounce thee, I denounce thee, I denounce thee.

Now we are divorced.

85 posted on 12/27/2013 5:28:15 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Darksheare; slimjohn

Hi slimjohn! I’m RKBA Democrat an I’m a male lesbian.

Are you a male lesbian? I think you’re a male lesbian too. Us male lesbians can sense that.

Would you like to talk? You know, mandyke to mandyke?

I’ve got this embarassing personal problem. It burns when I pee. Not my tallywacker, silly. I mean the toilet. It spontaneously combusts when I pee into it. Is that normal? The insurance company doesn’t believe me that the house burned down that way.

Do you like pancakes? Bunnies? Would you like to see a bunny with a pancake on its head? I’d sure like that.

Do you like kim kardashian? Do you think she’s still a virgin?


86 posted on 12/27/2013 5:37:51 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (Having some small say in who gets to hold the whip doesn't make you any less a slave.)
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To: Delta Dawn

Yikes, two tough questions.

Dunno, dunno but do know nothing can make OdumboCare affordable!


87 posted on 12/27/2013 5:45:32 PM PST by jazusamo ([Obama] A Truly Great Phony -- Thomas Sowell http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3058949/posts)
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To: RKBA Democrat; slimjohn

You just KNOW that they will come in later and go “what is..I don’t even..help!!”


88 posted on 12/27/2013 5:46:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

It’d be a neat trick if Kim were still a virgin at this point.


89 posted on 12/27/2013 5:49:08 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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90 posted on 12/27/2013 5:50:53 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: slimjohn

Well, your FReepername is slimjohn, not Slim Jim....so, there’s your problem...


91 posted on 12/27/2013 5:54:10 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Darksheare

Not quite up to Facebood standards, but definitely a keeper. Thanks!


92 posted on 12/27/2013 5:55:37 PM PST by Flotsam_Jetsome (One true thing about "Obama": No one's madder than he is.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Welcome!


93 posted on 12/27/2013 6:02:15 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: slimjohn
Perhaps you should reconsider the data compression algorithm
you're using...........Just saying.
94 posted on 12/27/2013 6:03:01 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
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To: Darksheare

You sound like the orderlies here. They come into my room and say “what the...how did he...that’s just messed UP!” And then they put on the genital cuff for the night.

But I’m better than that. I know that the reason I’m at happy acres has nothing to do with me. They just want to steal my secret recipe for squirrel flavored jello!


95 posted on 12/27/2013 6:05:53 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (Having some small say in who gets to hold the whip doesn't make you any less a slave.)
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To: Darksheare

oh HELL no.


96 posted on 12/27/2013 6:08:09 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty

Heh heh heh.
I already wet the carpet in here.
Somebody else ralphed in the corner over there.
And for some reason, all the lampshades are gone!


97 posted on 12/27/2013 6:14:25 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Right now I can taste the inside of my skull.
It is halfway to stearic acid with a hint of c minor.
Maybe chlorophyll green.
Butterflies on toast.


98 posted on 12/27/2013 6:18:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: slimjohn

Eggnog. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.


99 posted on 12/27/2013 6:59:53 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Darksheare
Butterflies on toast.

But with them you need Salamanders on Brie..

100 posted on 12/27/2013 7:20:26 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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