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Florida Man Stuffs Girlfriend Into Duffel Bag to Sneak Her Into His Halfway House
The Pulp ^
| November 7, 2013
| Chris Joseph
Posted on 12/26/2013 6:36:28 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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From the How Did We Miss This Department
To: Uncle Chip
He then began talking to it No doubt discussing weight loss programs.
/johnny
To: Uncle Chip
let me guess...he got halfway
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:38:29 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Uncle Chip
Mustrat's plan was foiled when someone noticed his lady's arm pop out of the bag when the two were in a Walgreen's parking lot along SW Second Avenue. Must have scared the crap out of that person.
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:40:27 AM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Uncle Chip
"..., wish I had a dollar for each time this clown was called Muskrat"
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:41:26 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Doogle
“halfway house” = you can stay as long as you don’t spend the night with a member of the other half.
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:43:10 AM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Uncle Chip
“Nice Day for a White Wedding” (So says Billy Idol)
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:46:32 AM PST
by
DeaconRed
(I love me some Duck Dynasty. . . . . Phil YO DA MAN)
To: Uncle Chip; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Mustrat was missing his lady and was in need of her company. Mustrat Love.
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:47:14 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Love will keep us together . . . in a duffel bag.)
To: Uncle Chip
The real story here--she agreed to it.
Is being alone really that bad?
These are the same kind of people who would tell us being poor is a result of their "bad luck".
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posted on
12/26/2013 7:19:46 AM PST
by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: riri
Is being alone really that bad? Sometimes. As Al Green says:
I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of on-my-own
Won't you help me girl
Just as soon as you can
There are times I can relate. But I'd never stuff anybody in a bag! :-)
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posted on
12/26/2013 7:27:44 AM PST
by
scripter
To: Uncle Chip
“Stick me in a halfway house? Ha! I’m going to make this an ‘all the way’ house!”
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posted on
12/26/2013 7:28:05 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
To: riri
Sounds like he was in for a bit of get lucky...
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posted on
12/26/2013 7:28:18 AM PST
by
Eric in the Ozarks
("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
To: Uncle Chip
Sounds like the scenario of a Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy short!!!
I can see him dumping the bag out the 2nd story window when the landlord comes pounding at the door! D’ohhhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!
To: Uncle Chip
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead. I would think that stuffing a person into a duffel bag would also be illegal if the person did not consent to being stuffed in a duffel bag.
In fact, it seems odd that a dead person cannot be placed in a duffel bag. It seems like a reasonable way to carry a dead body to where you need to get to.
I'll have to remember this if I am ever in the wilderness with a duffel bag and someone in our party dies -- no stuffing the dead body into the duffel bag.
Next time he should use a large trunk, like normal people.
To: Uncle Chip
Sounds like he also had plans to stuff her in other places besides a duffel bag. Didn’t work out. Too bad.
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posted on
12/26/2013 7:45:36 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Uncle Chip
Many addicts tend to be brilliant people - if only because they need to be to live with their addictions in the real world. If this guy had used his powers for good, he could have gone a long way in the legitimate world.
Secondly, I wonder if his girlfriend was a meth addict, some of those bags of bones don’t seem to weigh more than 80 pounds if they are soaking wet.
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posted on
12/26/2013 8:06:38 AM PST
by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
To: Uncle Chip
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead
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posted on
12/26/2013 8:17:12 AM PST
by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
To: Uncle Chip; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
So to be a major motion picture:
I MARRIED A CONTORTIONIST
To: Uncle Chip
It could have been worse, a two bagger.
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posted on
12/26/2013 8:35:52 AM PST
by
hadaclueonce
(Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. Because Ethanol has Big Corn Lobby)
To: Uncle Chip
Neither Mustrat nor Tossi was arrested, since stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead. Good to know...
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posted on
12/26/2013 8:37:29 AM PST
by
Fawn
("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
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