DUDE SHADDAUP STOOPIT !
You just outed yourself.
Just go.
You are neither conservative or intellectual.
Uh, leslie? You might want to meet one of the head kittehs here. Or maybe you have already met in a previous life. Either way, I am truly sorry your sojourn on Free Republic has been so difficult for you. It must have driven you bats to have to keep your real personality under wraps even for a few short weeks. No worries now though.
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DUDE SHADDAUP STOOPIT ! |
The entire scenario reeked of scam from the beginning - is anyone with sound intentions really going to take the trouble to establish an account to post a thread telling the world that they're NOT participating? One risks ocular damage from eye-rolling. Moreover, your rhetorical fencing skills could use a little time on the whetstone. "Hello, I must be going"? Really?
That said, this sort of thread provides a wonderful opportunity for a little venting, a blank scroll for intellectual doodling, a tabula rasa for one's most cherished internal dialogue. For example, I sort of get colon cramps when I eat really hot Mexican food, and I don't think it's food poisoning because it happens right away, and you know bacterial food poisoning tends to have an incubation period of 24 hours for Staph and 48 for Strep, Salmonella, and Shigella, and most viruses, before your guts start to knot and you tend to get real familiar with the texture of the bathroom wall opposite the crapper. No, this isn't like that. And I have to wonder if it isn't just overstimulation of peristalsis that does it, but I can tell you that it can feel like a red-hot poker shoved up yer bum before you're done so the capsaicin is still active by the time it reaches the end of the line - did you know that isn't actually heat, it's just nerve endings? What do you think?
Were you thinking of becoming.... Undead?
You seem to meet the criteria.