Yeah well you can come and rescue me or send the cops...
Im up on a chair here with your wolf spider licking his chops ...
“Yeah well you can come and rescue me or send the cops...”
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Well Nana, if I were back in Tennessee, I would come to your rescue, but now 12,000 miles away...A bit far for a house-call.
Anyway, do not be afraid of the spider. They do good works for us.
Licking HIS chops? Come now, you know it is only females that are wild and dangerous, at least in the human species ;)
“Yeah well you can come and rescue me ...”
He fled the US and lives on the beach in the Philippines. He’s not helping anyone in the US.