“Yeah well you can come and rescue me or send the cops...”
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Well Nana, if I were back in Tennessee, I would come to your rescue, but now 12,000 miles away...A bit far for a house-call.
Anyway, do not be afraid of the spider. They do good works for us.
Licking HIS chops? Come now, you know it is only females that are wild and dangerous, at least in the human species ;)
Excuses excuses
:)