Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas separate

REUTERS via CBC ^ | 08/28/2013

[Phlap]

Star Hollywood couple Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have separated in what could spell the end of their nearly 13-year marriage, People magazine reported on Wednesday, and a representative for Zeta-Jones confirmed the separation.

"Catherine and Michael are taking some time apart to evaluate and work on their marriage," a spokeswoman for Zeta-Jones said in a statement provided to Reuters, adding that she would not make any further comment.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“those who are bi-polar,”

Is MD or CZJ bi-polar?

[driftdiver]

CJZ has admitted publicly she is bi-polar.

[dfwgator]

CJZ has admitted publicly she is bi-polar.

So that means she likes male and female polar bears?

[A.A. Cunningham]

Besides they both likely had their fingers crossed during the exchange of vows.

[VRWCarea51]

if i had hair i’d be combing it about now.

Thank god for Ron Popeil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

[VRWCarea51]

Dear Catherine:

I will take care of your cat.

P.S. Send pictures.

Area51

[Gaffer]

For the life of me I can’t figure out why she did it. Money? Was she temporarily out of a part and needed help?
Does she have the big Herp or something? Just can’t fathom it. Marrying a dinosaur that is nothing but bones and a skin bag over it.

[MtBaldy]

Far left journo-skank:

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=1715

Was semi-hot at one time.

[autumnraine]

Snicker...

[RetSignman]

Did cancer finally take his tongue?

[Lazamataz]

I cannot answer that rumor, Catherine Zeta Jones is on the other line right now, BRB

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“CJZ has admitted publicly she is bi-polar.”

Thank you. I did not know that.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Hehe...reminds me of that old Johnny Carson clip with Zsa Zsa Gabor and the cat on her lap.

Did a search for the video but couldn’t find it.

[Chickensoup]

Yeah, but she has a life-long STD.

No thenks.

[driftdiver]

More than 50% of women carry that particular bug. good luck

[Chickensoup]

More than 50% of women carry that particular bug. good luck
______________________

and 48% do not.

Virgins should marry virgins.

[kabumpo]

Very, very amusing.

[NFHale]

RE Soulmate vs HV:

Brother, it’s dumb, yeah - BUT - the other guy came out and said her “Southern Regions” gave him Cancer...

Think about THAT one for a mo’... lordy lordy...

[Lancey Howard]

My first thought exactly.
“Gee, thanks Catherine. Thanks a lot.”

[driftdiver]

Yes that’s Gods plan and is best. Parents haven’t been teaching their children this for decades.