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Owning Two of a Certain Object Indicates Your Kids Will Do Well in School. Can You Guess What It Is?
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Posted on 07/18/2013 11:58:56 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

In the original Miami Vice television series, Detective Zito is murdered in Season Three. After learning of his death, co-cops Crockett, Tubbs and Switek visit his house, where they discover Zito's collection of snow globes. They look at them in bewilderment, and the clear message delivered by their faces—in as ham-fisted a way as only '80s American television can do it—is "Wow, I guess we didn't really know this guy at all." Cue violins. An as hackneyed as that moment was, it was the first time your adolescent correspondent understood the usage of physical objects as a narrative device in storytelling.

Years later in ID school, professors who apparently knew each other as well as Zito and Switek delivered conflicting messages on this front. One professor would tell you that "Objects exist to tell stories—they tell us about ourselves!" while others said objects were mere intermediaries that we should design to be unobtrusive; the whole "People don't want a toaster, they just want toast" mentality.

It's easy to see the ... that a child from that family would do well in school.

Any guesses as to what that object is? A computer? A television? An iPad?

What if we told you it's a piece of furniture?

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To: mware

I read the link and know their answer but your response: “parents. one of each gender” is a much better answer.


41 posted on 07/18/2013 12:16:44 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: InvisibleChurch

42 posted on 07/18/2013 12:16:52 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (- : Tagline for rent ; -)
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To: albie

Hairbrush

Of course, my high school used the “board of education”.


43 posted on 07/18/2013 12:17:18 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: InvisibleChurch
It's easy to see the ... that a child from that family would do well in school. Any guesses as to what that object is?

A father that loves his children enough to work enough so that his wife can stay home and home school their children.

44 posted on 07/18/2013 12:18:22 PM PDT by SilverMine (silver@mainetv.net)
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To: Proud2BeRight
I read the link and know their answer but your response: “parents. one of each gender” is a much better answer.

Get Out of here. Parents of each gender wasn't their answer. I got to go check it out.

45 posted on 07/18/2013 12:18:22 PM PDT by mware (he last)
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To: wideawake

“I have twelve bookcases in my home.”

Wow! You must be a very smart person! I can’t match you but I do have my obligatory two book shelves. And, the night stands, couch end sands, coffee tables, etc, are full of books. However, I think this study is probably now obsolete. Neither my wife or I have bought a book in a couple of years as we now both have I-pads and only read e-books.


46 posted on 07/18/2013 12:20:45 PM PDT by snoringbear (E.oGovernment is the Pimp,)
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To: InvisibleChurch

A television and a crack pipe?

A boom box and an EBT card?


47 posted on 07/18/2013 12:21:15 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: justlurking

Anyone for a thread on which books to fit on just one bookshelf, if you were limited?

Say, 20 titles?


48 posted on 07/18/2013 12:21:47 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: justlurking

I’ve outgrew my allotted space last year at ~125 ft^2 of shelfing. This year I have custom made a set of rolling shelfs that provide an additional 25 ft^2 of shelfing while opening up 6 ft of wall space. Wife’s happy, I’m happy, kids are still ‘stealing’ my books so I guess they’re happy too.


49 posted on 07/18/2013 12:24:12 PM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Based on the number of people I instantly forwarded this to, I found it very interesting! Thanks.


50 posted on 07/18/2013 12:26:27 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: InvisibleChurch

Somebody else already spoiled it.

Bookcase means books means the parents have the minimum amount of intelligence to be able to read a book.

So White Privilege is not to blame. Parents’ stupidity is.


51 posted on 07/18/2013 12:26:29 PM PDT by I want the USA back (If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

When I was growing up, there was one small bookshelf in my parents’ bedroom and it was filled with old books of unremarkable quality. I never saw either of my folks ever read a book.....magazines and newspapers, but never a book.
And I haven’t killed anybody.....yet.

I got hooked in grade school when one of my teachers would read to the class for a half-hour or so every other day. And then, it was not so much the books, but the wonderful stories they contained. I am still a reader - mostly fiction - and have collected a few signed copies of my favorites along the way (Robert B. Parker, Vince Flynn, John Dunning, Ray Bradbury) that are keepers. Most are read and passed along. My better half has a Kindle HD Fire, which she loves. I still prefer to hold a book in my hand.


52 posted on 07/18/2013 12:28:24 PM PDT by Donkey Odious ( Adapt, improvise, and overcome - now a motto for us all.)
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To: I want the USA back

Havin’ bookcases, heck, READIN’!
be actin’ white.


53 posted on 07/18/2013 12:29:10 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: wideawake

If I had only known I never would have sent the girls to college. The house was like a library when they were younger.


54 posted on 07/18/2013 12:29:12 PM PDT by B4Ranch (AGENDA: Grinding America Down ----- http://vimeo.com/63749370)
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To: US Navy Vet; Cowboy Bob
A Leather Belt and a King James Holy Bible?!

LOL! That was good one.
I also liked, 'Offshore Accounts'.

55 posted on 07/18/2013 12:29:38 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: InvisibleChurch

2 bookshelves.


56 posted on 07/18/2013 12:30:21 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Dune Buggy?


57 posted on 07/18/2013 12:30:45 PM PDT by Spruce
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To: US Navy Vet

indeed

I grew up with a heavy dose of both, and I turned out ok (at least so far)


58 posted on 07/18/2013 12:31:42 PM PDT by QualityMan (Don't Tread on Me)
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To: snoringbear
Wow! You must be a very smart person!

Thanks! I wish. My wife is very sharp, however.

59 posted on 07/18/2013 12:31:43 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: InvisibleChurch

Wow, I got it right! It helped having the hint in your excerpt.


60 posted on 07/18/2013 12:33:10 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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