Posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog
When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun," noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss.
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If your vagina was a gun ... you’d be a boy.
You would have shot yourself years ago.
She wants to be judged on the content of her character not the caliber of her vagina.
Careful with that trigger finger.
Can be used in prone, sitting, kneeling, or standing position.
“Careful with that trigger finger.”
We don’t want any accidental discharges.
If your vagina was a gun, you’d be shooting people with herpes.
IF YOU REGULATE OUR ARMS, WE WILL REGULATE YOUR VAGINA.
“I don’t think you need more than seven tampons per period. Who needs to have more than seven tampons per period?!?”
Picture one of those old War of Northern Aggression short fat Mortars with a 12” caliber.
3-day waiting period to buy tampons.
And don’t even try to buy them in a tampon-free, vagina-free zone like Chicago or NYC. You’ll get arrested just for admitting you have one.
Don’t point that vagina at me, it’s loaded...
Sam Kinison did a routine wear he said that women control all men’s behavior because the have the vagina (Not exactly what he said).
To emphasize, he would make the sound of a slide racking when she exercised the “Power” on a misbehaving man.
So to answer the young ladies assertion, yes, it is a gun and women wield it as such.
The right to abortion and privacy appear no where in the US Constitution.
The right to bear arms does.
If Politicians protected guns the way they do abortion, you’d see:
1) Any suggestion that guns be regulated would be shouted down as an attack on civil rights.
2) Guns and gun safety would be taught in school.
3) The government would buy us guns and ammo.
4) Protesting outside of gun shops would be illegal.
5) Hollywood, newspapers and TV would feature heroic gun owners defending their rights in every show.
The right to abortion and privacy appear no where in the US Constitution.
The right to bear arms does.
If Politicians protected guns the way they do abortion, you’d see:
1) Any suggestion that guns be regulated would be shouted down as an attack on civil rights.
2) Guns and gun safety would be taught in school.
3) The government would buy us guns and ammo.
4) Protesting outside of gun shops would be illegal.
5) Hollywood, newspapers and TV would feature heroic gun owners defending their rights in every show.
The right to abortion and privacy appear no where in the US Constitution.
The right to bear arms does.
If Politicians protected guns the way they do abortion, you’d see:
1) Any suggestion that guns be regulated would be shouted down as an attack on civil rights.
2) Guns and gun safety would be taught in school.
3) The government would buy us guns and ammo.
4) Protesting outside of gun shops would be illegal.
5) Hollywood, newspapers and TV would feature heroic gun owners defending their rights in every show.
(lol)
Texas didn’t ban vaginas, it banned abortion after 20 weeks. It’s actually a very modest limitation, not the “sweeping” legislation proclaimed by the media. It will restrict a very small percentage of the total abortions.
If your vagina was a gun, your baby could use it to kill your abortionist is self-defense.
You’d also need a permit to carry it.
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