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The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)
Today | KittenClaws

Posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws

The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?

Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?


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To: F15Eagle

One of the most underrated comedies of all time.


81 posted on 06/13/2013 8:42:00 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: tumblindice

I could be the Walrus, I’d still have to bum rides off of people.


82 posted on 06/13/2013 8:42:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: KittenClaws

I always wondered what they were talking about when those terms were used in Red Dawn.


83 posted on 06/13/2013 8:47:24 PM PDT by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business)
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To: LRoggy

I always wondered what they were talking about when those terms were used in Red Dawn.


Me too. But it’s just a movie. I do see that the chair against the wall is we are pretty much struck, and johns long mustache is an effort to hide....

When reality strikes in the end, we’ll have to think out of the box.


84 posted on 06/13/2013 8:53:59 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Winstons Julia

Amusing. - Thanks for sharing.


85 posted on 06/13/2013 8:56:36 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: KittenClaws

Gort, Klaatu. Mirada Nicktu.


86 posted on 06/13/2013 8:57:35 PM PDT by henkster (The 0bama regime isn't a train wreck, it's a B 17 raid on the rail yard.)
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To: KittenClaws
There will be no pre-planning, no strategy.

Heck most of us, including myself, don't believe, deep down, that there will be a need for alternate communications.

87 posted on 06/13/2013 8:58:51 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: henkster

Sounds almost like John Carter..


88 posted on 06/13/2013 9:00:19 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

The more series the moose bite, the beeber the stune.


89 posted on 06/13/2013 9:02:50 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: KittenClaws

Close. Command given to the robot in the 50’s sci fi classic “The Day The Eath Stood Still.” Pretty sure some other freepers will recognize it.


90 posted on 06/13/2013 9:04:39 PM PDT by henkster (The 0bama regime isn't a train wreck, it's a B 17 raid on the rail yard.)
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To: KittenClaws

C4, 1600, NW, detonator, ANFO, water supply, pandemic, contagion, conflagration, JetA, disruption, panic, gun vault, 3-D Printing


91 posted on 06/13/2013 9:06:07 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: digger48

“ok...I just blew a bite of venison through my nose....”

THAT is the weirdest code phrase I have ever heard.


92 posted on 06/13/2013 9:06:16 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: KittenClaws

Mackaw, mackaw! Look-up-here look-up-here!


93 posted on 06/13/2013 9:06:44 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: KittenClaws
The inlaws are angry, we're running low on silverware.

The hot-tub is covered, the hot tub is covered.

The drive-through is open, the drive-through is open...

...totally green-lighted.

94 posted on 06/13/2013 9:09:23 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: henkster

Oh! I remember now...thanks for the past blast!


95 posted on 06/13/2013 9:10:40 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Linda Frances

“The dishwasher is full. Please empty it.”

Is that you, Mrs. Naym??


96 posted on 06/13/2013 9:10:40 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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To: henkster

“Klaatu... verata... nnnnnnnn... Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle.”


97 posted on 06/13/2013 9:14:15 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: ThunderSleeps

Speaking of the drive thru.

Ever go to McDonald’s and order the wimwack wechee?

You have to say it over and over again,..Lol.

Cause they just don’t get it.

But once they do, because they had to wait for you to get to the window, don’t eat it, cause they have probably spit in it.

Yes, I have done this.


98 posted on 06/13/2013 9:15:46 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws
bweed'n
bweed'n de bwee-bop a bweed'n de-doo.
phweed'n
a-pwheed'n de-bee-yow! a-bood'n de-bow!
99 posted on 06/13/2013 9:16:26 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: henkster
Tim, Tim Benzedrine!
Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!
First, second, neutral, park,
Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!
100 posted on 06/13/2013 9:16:27 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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