The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)

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[KittenClaws]

The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?

Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?

[KittenClaws]

Your just asking for it aren't ya?

I admire the heck outta that!

[Joe 6-pack]

In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.

[KittenClaws]

You sound like my husband...lol!

[KittenClaws]

When first waking from open heart surgery, I told my wife “I want you to remember a word and tell me it later: fishmonger.”

She freaked, wondering what secret password I was telling her and whether I would survive.
I later explained I wanted some way to later know that I was in fact awake at that time. If I didn’t remember the incident, I’d know I was conscious (even if I forgot) because that was one word she’d never think of repeating back to me. See, there was a time when I had been sedated before, unable to remember anything of it but something the docs said made me sure I had been awake thru the procedure. I figured waking up after having been dead was a good time to make sure I could remember it somehow.

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Dude! You just screwed with my head. Awesome!

[Smittie]

The MoOsE iS on The lOOse! It bit tHe sILLy GoOsE! RepEat the MoOsE iS on The lOOse!

[Revolting cat!]

[KarlInOhio]

The president is in the sand trap. The president is in the sand trap.

The veep has loaded his shotgun. The veep has loaded his shotgun.

[Revolting cat!]

[FLAMING DEATH]

My squirrels don’t know where I am tonight.

[PA Engineer]

In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.

I hadn't thought of that. I was thinking of using the Bible. That would force the occupation to read it.

[KittenClaws]

In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.

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In all seriousness, what we are dealing with is larger and more intelligent than we suspect. We can not mask Internet communications.

Well have to just “know”.

[flowergirl]

do you have a lisance for the minkey?

[KittenClaws]

“There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.”

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As a recipient, I’d say you were feeling “ a bit uncomfortable”

My reply?

Do you have kielbasa to go with the sauerkraut?

[Conservative4Ever]

The weazel chokes on sourdough...repeat...the weazel chokes on sourdough.

[EternalVigilance]

In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.

Great idea. Let's base all of them on the words of the Fourth Amendment. They would never look there in a gazillion years!

[IncPen]

When encryption is outlawed, Dsh2!trlao iea#311.

[dfwgator]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[tumblindice]

I am the eggman
I am the walrus
I am the eggman
I can’t make up my mind Koo Koo ka chu

[KittenClaws]

The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone. Damn mice, never did have much backbone....