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The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)
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| KittenClaws
Posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws
The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?
Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: vanity
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To: schm0e
Tim, Tim Benzedrine!
Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!
First, second, neutral, park,
Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!
—
Marsha Marsha no!
Sweet molasses just won’t go.
So you have black eye
I might like haiku
But have better things to do
Marsha Marsha no!
101
posted on
06/13/2013 9:25:37 PM PDT
by
KittenClaws
( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
To: KittenClaws
I slipped on my flipper and into the drink.
The chowder is mine.
102
posted on
06/13/2013 9:37:42 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: KittenClaws
103
posted on
06/13/2013 9:38:24 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: KittenClaws
My first job as a production mechanic saw my co-workers and I use radio for communication, the code phrase used when the company president finally arrived to work ...
“The dolphin has entered the henhouse”
He had a larger than normal nose and the production floor employed many fine young ladies at the time
Still makes me smile when I remember it
104
posted on
06/13/2013 10:20:14 PM PDT
by
daku
To: KittenClaws
The lunatic is in the grass!
105
posted on
06/13/2013 10:24:37 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
To: KittenClaws
The hard drive is in the mountain.
106
posted on
06/13/2013 10:27:26 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: KittenClaws
107
posted on
06/13/2013 10:36:45 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: KittenClaws
My wife would like a Hippo Laxative and I’ll have a Brain Seizure.
Are those human ears nailed to the wall? Ooga chaka ooga chaka.
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posted on
06/13/2013 10:38:00 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: KittenClaws
How about a nice game of solitaire?
109
posted on
06/13/2013 10:51:35 PM PDT
by
3Fingas
(Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
To: KittenClaws
Forget the night.
Come and live with us in forests of azure.
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars.
Out here we is stoned...
Immaculate...
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posted on
06/13/2013 11:13:43 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("John has a long moustache!" [Putting on helmet.] "John has a long moustache!")
To: tumblindice
Koo Koo ka chu 'Twas brillig, and the slithey toves
Did gire and gimble in the wabe ~
All mimsey, were the borogroves
And the momeraths, outgrabe.
111
posted on
06/13/2013 11:20:33 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: F15Eagle
He was one of the lucky ones!
To: KittenClaws
53 74 65 67 61 6e 6f 67 72 61 70 68 79
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posted on
06/14/2013 5:12:50 AM PDT
by
dmcnash
(Back off! I'm a Scientist.)
To: KittenClaws
To: daku
115
posted on
06/14/2013 7:02:48 AM PDT
by
KittenClaws
( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
To: KittenClaws
I had one once, but the wheels fell off.
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posted on
06/14/2013 7:05:37 AM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: F15Eagle
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posted on
06/14/2013 8:57:28 AM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
( Concerning bo -- that refers to the president. If I capitalize it, I mean the dog.)
To: KittenClaws
Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.
118
posted on
06/14/2013 9:29:16 AM PDT
by
motor_racer
(Pete, do you ever get tired, of the driving?)
To: KittenClaws
I’m glad you enjoyed it. It gave me a chuckle, too.
Because Zippy used the outhouse in Fort Wayne.
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posted on
06/14/2013 10:19:31 AM PDT
by
Winstons Julia
(Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
To: Revolting cat!
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