Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
#NSACalledToTellMe they ate my ping list!
I have mine, it just vanished from my browser window.
Oh well, double pinged myself, but only one with the proper link!
Heading out for the night, “see” everyone on Monday sometime.
#NSACalledToTellMe my wife missed a spot while she was shaving
#NSACalledToTellMe ..... “Dude?!?! Ever heard of manscaping
#NSACalledToTellMe there is no A/C in my SUV, so why am I still driving it in the desert.
#NSACalledToTellMe stop with the midget porn already its freaking us out, out here in the van
#NSACalledToTellMe that sugar-free candy I like so much doesn’t help you lose weight.
It is true, but it makes Mrs. FD and my Dr. happy that I consume it instead of the wonderful real carb-loaded sugar nature and God gave us an almost carnal desire for.
I like June's home. It feels...watched.
Gee, hope you get your demons in a row soon. (Maybe you could get a less pesky species to power your equipment.)
#NSACalledToTellMe that Kathleen wants another Oreo.
#NSACalledToTellMe you have been AWOL, and no one could find you to distribute rum-laced cocoa and chocolate chip cookies.
They DID, however, tell me they will be watching you...like One-Eyed Wobblies....
#NSACalledToTellMe That whatever Kathleen wants, Kathleen gets!
They sure are observant!
Deporting for ruty!
#NSACalledToTellMe that I haven’t called them in years.
I don’t call, I don’t write. I bet they know I’m thinking about them though.
You are just that sort of darling person (seriesly).
But what about your in-laws?
Well, when I did call, they were very impersonal. They’d answer a telephone extension by reciting the extension number.
It was like, “Hello, (snort), this is the party to whom you are speaking.”
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