Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I can see by your coat, my friend You're from the other side There's just one thing I got to know Can you tell me please, who won? Say, can I have some of your purple berries? Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now Haven't got sick once Probably keep us both alive Wooden ships on the water, very free and easy ...
That's, umm, an oldie..
Aw, you’re too kind. I got pizza from Little Caesars ;-). She said they hadn’t had pizza in a while. I signed up for another meal next week, said it would be “Whatever we’re having,” since the kids will be planning meals next week.

Happy sunbeam!
Morning T-c and everyone.
Two of those cats look like Shannon, and the other one like Jake ... but mine would have to be drugged to look like that. They don’t like each other.
Neil Young ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0t0EW6z8a0
And I thought they were referring to Nexium.
When you get to the bottom, it’s hard to tell where one ends and the next one begins. Good morning, y’all! Yesterday, I was such a paragon of nonachievement that I started chores as soon as I awakened (0418), so that now I can chill for a little while and have some comestibles. A good beginning!
Awwwwwww....
Mornin’, Sweetie!
Good Morning. Ya’ll
That’s too bad. I suppose I’m not observant enough!
Frank is the one who has the overweening sense of ownership on me. Bill, who got an A in psychology, says Frank is “insecurely attached.” Like I didn’t have enough Unnngh ...
And now, off to swimming lessons before Frank has a conniption.
Guilty as charged ... cause as Neil says there is a piece in all of us ( certain Neil didn’t mean peace in all of us .... so if anyone wonders where am at ... Thought is Hank Jr. said it best .... Just Laid Up Here In A Country State of Mind. Hey, that doesn’t mean am drinking.
Mini Zucchini Cheese Bites
Ingredients
◾2 cups grated zucchini ( about 1 medium)
◾1 egg
◾1/2 cup grated Parmesan Cheese
◾optional: 1/4 cup chopped cilantro, salt & pepper
Directions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Spray a mini muffin pan with nonstick cooking spray. In a bowl mix the zucchini, egg, cheese and cilantro. You do not have to add any salt or pepper since the Parmesan is salty enough . Evenly divide the mixture into the mini muffin pan filling to the top, packed down in each cup. Bake for 15- 18 minutes until golden brown around the edges.p>< Nutrition Info
Servings: 12* Calories for one: 27* Fat: 2g* Fiber: 0g* Carbs: 1g* Protein: 2g
The zucchini is grated so only some of the green skin is noticeable. You can opt to leave out the cilantro .These are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside.
Super quick and easy to make. Using a food processor to grate the zucchini, then squeeze out the excess water in a paper towel or clean cloth. Add the rest of the ingredients and pack them into a little mini quiche tin. You can certainly double the recipe if you have more or even make them larger than mini.
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