Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
and of course had a weird dream two nights ago too.
I dreamed I was weighing bowls of pretzels and then feeding them to Piper because they were too many Points.
And with that, I have to go take supper to a sick parishioner, then pick Elen up at church.
I have to move shortly myself ... Keep Alert.
I had three weird dreams last night. The last one involved being at a social function that appeared to be a concert. I apparently felt underdressed so I stopped at a concession stand and bought three rings with gigantic emerald-cut crystal stones as long as my fingers. While purchasing the rings, I was conflicted because I haven’t bought jewelry since having retired, and can’t imagine having occasion to wear the stuff again. ??? No drugs, alcohol, weird things to eat. Eh.
That is unusual. Maybe you should buy yourself a ring next time you go to a craft show!
I dreamed about an ex-husband. I woke up thinking, is he next?...
Doesn’t bode well when I dream like that.
Oh, dear. Have some pretzels.
I need something wet to go with them and my vehicle is otherwise occupied.
So I guess I’ll just go to bed.
*sigh*
That’s the peculiar thing, though. I have absolutely no occasion to wear bling. That stuff really looks out of place in the boondocks. What I really want for Christmas is a wood chipper or solar panels. The dream does not make sense.
And bless you for bringing a meal to the sick!
I noticed that. We have the nicest chick on the block. Bar none.
What can you do with a wood chipper? Do you have a formula for making pelletized fuel?
The solar panels are a good idea, but their utility depends on having good batteries. At the very least, one could plan to keep the batteries you already possess fully charged.
Many of us have purchased those little stake solar lights for walkway markers and such. Keep in mind that each of them has a small rechargeable battery. If you take care of them, you could put them out to charge the batteries, and then bring them in again to use the batteries in another appliance.
Also, I advise you to use your solar panels to keep the important stuff alive, the entertainment and communication devices, and the reading lamps. The other stuff, heating the house and cooking and preserving the food, can be done with wood.
gosh ... now my dream seems kind of alien.
Are they any relation to Crunch Berries?
LOL
to tell the truth am a bit worried about calling the undead ... others. Oops ... Bright Lights ... Bright Lights.
Concur. She’s like Mother Theresa in a size 2 dress.
We have so much scrap wood around here that I’m planning to build a rocket stove and have the wood chips for mulch. The solar panels are to assist us in distancing ourselves from the grid (that’s within Mr. Sg’s purview.) We have those deep-cycle marine batteries (please keep in mind I have no idea what I’m talking about). Please excuse me. I’m getting soooooo sleepy.... Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
Sweat dreams ... this time.
Nah, just a Crobsy Stills and Nash reference
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