Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Right now, my blood pressure is a nice 126/67, heartbeat is 68.
I don’t let other people’s silly fantasies (really bad movies) upset me.
I know I lambasted “Stoker,” but I wasn’t angry about it. It is a part of coarsening our culture. Torture and murder porn are not my cup of tea, and no decent person would enjoy them.
So, one star on Netflix, which means “I hated it,” for Stoker.
The ones I’ve been eating for six or seven weeks now, haven’t gotten sick once, prob’ly keep us both alive.
you are the one with the purple berries? This is becoming a whole heap clearer.
yep, pookie had that one up this morning.
That’s where I swiped it at a quarter to 2...
While speaking with someone this A.M. I suggested we lower our voices ... just for the reason at your post. Then when our voices are lowered there will be nobody to speak out against the madness. So here I type and become a target.
Almost the darkest hour plus two.
ya know nully I remember when America was told by a communist leader of Russia back during the 60s ... We’ll Take You Without Firing A Single Shot .... Looking more and more like is true.
Yeah, of the candidate threads, the best ones were in the ‘wrong’ part of the forum.
We hang out in chat or smoking backroom.
We try to avoid religion, news, etc so as not to drown out important stuff.
We were in religion only once or twice, but that was a special deal by sionnsar.
I have no such grace extended me by RelMod.
So, he was better at thread finding than I.
Hey Mr. Spaceman ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvmUdIsrSww
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3048526/posts
What about this? Animal Kingdom Weirdness factor, although it’s not the bird’s fault.
but the song is the Byrds fault.
Yes it is!
the Admin Mod blew away mine.
So I heard. No fun.
Thank Goodness I Didn’t Start the Thread ... Frightening.
Oh, threads get pulled all the time. Unless a person posts stuff over and over from sources that the Authorities have excluded, it’s no big deal.
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