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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

I’m with you on not wanting to go anywhere. I’ve already taken Tom to Mrs. Galindo’s to mow the lawn, and now I have to take Elen to church to leave on a choir trip. On the first outing, I got gas in the van and the mower, and this one will put gas in the car, so Bill can get to his hair appointment tomorrow evening.


4,401 posted on 07/26/2013 6:11:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

Ungh. I put $20 worth in the tank yesterday, and got 5.6 gallons. Still it gave me a skosh over half a tank. Otherwise, I probably would have cancel today’s appointment.

My hair looks so much better this morning!


4,402 posted on 07/26/2013 6:29:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: Monkey Face

Someday it will all come out right.


4,403 posted on 07/26/2013 8:18:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Get out of my face I don't need you to save me.)
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To: JoeProBono; Tax-chick; All

Kittehs—the ideal way to start the day. Good morning, y’all!


4,404 posted on 07/26/2013 9:01:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Tax-chick

Back from the appointment. Right eye scheduled for surgery on Sept 28.


4,405 posted on 07/26/2013 9:57:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: Monkey Face

Congratulations!


4,406 posted on 07/26/2013 11:00:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Get out of my face I don't need you to save me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Ungh!

Now I’m faced with finding someone who can take me, bring me home and spend at least the next 24 hours with me. Not an easy task, for sure.

My sister in St. George is too preoccupied, but since she is “alone,” she would be ideal. She has studiously avoided contact with me, for whatever reason. Her daughter lives here and works as a Dialysis Tech, but I don’t know if she can take the day off. Her work week is Monday, Wednesday and Friday, 10-14 hours a day.

*sigh*


4,407 posted on 07/26/2013 11:31:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: Monkey Face

Unnngh. Wish I could help!


4,408 posted on 07/26/2013 11:33:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Get out of my face I don't need you to save me.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Well, no joy.

I've tried five different Restore Points, stepping backward in time one-by-one, and all five returned errors "System Restore did not complete successfully..."

Rebooting to anything other than the Recovery Environment leads only to the dreaded Black Screen Of Oblivion or BLOO screen; not to be confused with the infamous Blue Screen.

Further efforts must be of a more intensive nature.

On the upside, with all of this computer nightmare going on, Son #2 has been accepted as an apprentice by a family friend who owns a computer business. He's taking machines apart, building them up, troubleshooting, installing software -- the works, and is LOVING every minute of it.

Plus, his boss has him going through the ExamCram Network+ books, so he's getting a schooling in the art.

Seems we may have found his niche (happy dance).

4,409 posted on 07/26/2013 11:44:32 AM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: Tax-chick

The wish counts! I’m sure a way will be found. I just can’t give up on it, because as it is, I can’t see to drive at night. And that spoils things for me. The glare is blinding.

As soon as is remotely possible after the surgery for the right eye, I will have the left eye done.

YAY!


4,410 posted on 07/26/2013 12:03:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: HKMk23

God bless your #2 son! I hope his education in this field is complete and comprehensive. I suspect there are Big Things ahead for him!

:o])


4,411 posted on 07/26/2013 12:05:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: HKMk23

Boot into Safe Mode. Control Panel. Programs. Look for the Windows Updates that could possibly have been the causative install. Should have dates when they were installed.

Remove them.

Reboot.


4,412 posted on 07/26/2013 12:06:44 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Dead Corpse

If I can get to Safe Mode, that’ll be the next attempt.

We’ll see when I get home in a couple of hours.


4,413 posted on 07/26/2013 12:44:59 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: Monkey Face

He’s just gung ho, at this point. The man had received a good computer into his shop, and he had Connor clean it all up, add on a couple of things, and load a bunch of software, and then he turned around and GAVE it to him. Connor’s enthusiasm is running at flood tide, and I’m praying it continues unabated for MANY moons.


4,414 posted on 07/26/2013 12:48:36 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

Congrats on the job for #2 son! I wish any ordinal number of my sons had a job!


4,415 posted on 07/26/2013 12:58:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Get out of my face I don't need you to save me.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oof.

On the upside, I found someone to let us into the church for the Cub Scouts overnight tonight. We had not thought far enough ahead to get the key!


4,416 posted on 07/26/2013 12:59:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Get out of my face I don't need you to save me.)
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To: HKMk23

YES! My oldest grandson is a Connor! I wish all the best for your son! He will do very well, I’m sure. ;o]


4,417 posted on 07/26/2013 1:01:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: Tax-chick

What??? No key for the Sleepover? Wassupwithat?


4,418 posted on 07/26/2013 1:12:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you; it was not simple, but a matter of continual prayer and trying this, and that in search of something that would turn a spark of interest into a fire of industry.

For the record, Son #1 is also gainfully employed. Since last Fall he’s had a good job at our nearby Chick-Fil-A. Now our focus with him has shifted to practical application of fiscal restraint and sound stewardship.


4,419 posted on 07/26/2013 1:17:49 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: HKMk23

Kudos for your parenting skills!

I admire you and Mrs. HKMK23!


4,420 posted on 07/26/2013 1:40:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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