Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
#NSACalledToTellMe they’re checking if they have anything for Eric Holder’s Anonymous Zimmerman Tip line
*sigh*
I’m going to go count my change and go to Walmart and get some bell peppers. I can’t take this any longer! MY MOUTH WANTS IT!!!
I’m not all that disappointed...
Bell peppers? Why would you do that to otherwise edible food???
It’s a long story; if I have to explain it, you wouldn’t understand, anyway.
;o]
I love it!!!
Birthday?
Yours?
Well then, happy...
This’ll make you feel better!
How do you get a comb through it? Mine’s down to my knees and it’s murder to brush.
LOL!
#NSACalledToTellMe my password for my home network ‘screwU obama666’ was way to easy to guess.
:)
Your hair is down to your knees? Goodness! Cool!
I never try to comb it when it’s dry. I wash it, and when it’s towel-dry but still very damp, I treat it with liquid silk and keratin spray.
At that point, it’s much easier to comb out, which I do very carefully, starting from the ends, and working my way up to my scalp.
Then I pull it back into a barrette and let it fall down my back.
See how that works? If I were a cat, that could be me...
*er*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TC!
39?
Huh. That could have been MY cat, 35 years ago...
*****
I must interrupt your busy day for an important message:
“Happy Birthday!!”
I now return you to your busy day.
*****
That was very sweet and thoughtful, HK.
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