#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Tax-chick]

I wonder if it works!

[null and void]

That’s odd. My iPhone just started getting hot.

Darned an essay...

[fanfan]

Chutney? Doesn’t that have some weird flavour in it? How did it turn out?

[Tax-chick]

You darned an essay? That’s rather forceful! Did you dang a treatise next?

[null and void]

It had a hole in it...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Probably not.

Bird gotta sing

Fish gotta swim

Puppies gotta yap

But when I get a pup I probably will try it. You never know.

[TheOldLady]

The Movie Reviews

"Movie 43"

With Dennis Quaid, Greg Kinnear, Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Jeremy Allen
White, Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, Kieran Culkin, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Justin Long, Leslie Bibb, Uma
Thurman, Kristen Bell, Bobby Cannavale, John Hodgman, Halle Berry, Seann William Scott, Elizabeth Banks,
Stephen Merchant, Nicole Polizzi, Johnny Knoxville, Richard Gere, Jack McBrayer, Kate Bosworth, Gerard
Butler, Terrence Howard, Chloë Grace Moretz, Josh Duhamel

2013, Rated R for strong pervasive crude and sexual content including dialogue, graphic nudity, language, some
violence and drug use, 97 minutes

Don't let the stellar cast fool you. This is a rude, crude, scatological piece that is purported to be like "Kentucky
Fried Movie," but falls far short of that comedic brilliance. It is a series of vignettes, each one more disgusting
than the one before. All of these talented actors have only bit parts, as if it were a play with different characters
in each act.
I stretched it to   ★★★


"The Double"      Instant Play

With Richard Gere, Topher Grace, Martin Sheen, Tamer Hassan, Stephen Moyer, Odette Annable, Stana Katic,
Yuri Sardarov

2011, PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, some disturbing images and language, 98 minutes

This is a taut, well-played drama about a Russian assassin code named "Cassius" who was thought to be dead.
His style of killing turns up at several recent political-assassination scenes, setting the FBI on his trail, in spite of
Agent Shepherdson (Gere), who insists that the man is dead. Investigators Shepherdson and Ben Geary (Grace)
profile the killer and his crime scenes to attempt to find and stop him.
  ★★★★

[Silentgypsy]

It was great! Mr. Sg loved it! It has apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, raisins, yellow bell pepper, onion, jalapeno and zucchini as well as a lot of other good stuff in it! The ingredients couldn’t be too weird because we have all of them. Let me know if you would like to have the recipe.

[Silentgypsy]

*snorkle chortle*

[Silentgypsy]

Is your Black Magic Cake the one from the 1960’s Betty Crocker cookbook? I used to make it w/White Mountain Frosting!

[Silentgypsy]

Doesn’t Joe’s recipe sound good? The okra scares me. It’s slippery. Slippery makes me feel insecure.

[Silentgypsy]

Loves me a spy novel! Spy movie sounds good! Thanks!

[Silentgypsy]

Good night and sweet dreams, y’all! See you tomorrow!

[TheOldLady]

You’ll enjoy that one, then. It has a luscious twist.

[Tax-chick]

It seems like nobody studies logic these days.

[Tax-chick]

[JoeProBono]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=okra%20slippery&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.google.com%2Fnewspapers%3Fnid%3D348%26dat%3D20011211%26id%3DC98vAAAAIBAJ%26sjid%3DujsDAAAAIBAJ%26pg%3D5223%2C6213361&ei=3GfqUaC-FbjI4AO-74DADA&usg=AFQjCNGzcBBr60bvfTalNTOKPhL4uHcumw

[no-to-illegals]

Morning everyone. Checking in for a little while.

[Tax-chick]

Hello! I went to Walmart.

[no-to-illegals]

Did they have ammo?