Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Get yourself an inexpensive little spring airsoft pistol and biodegradable 6mm “BIO” BBs.
START inexpensive, and get a better gun later if you enjoy using it. Something like this pistol would be an OK starting point for plinkin at boids on a low budget.
http://www.airsplat.com/Items/AP-CYMA-P698.htm
As for ammo; how’s 500 rounds for a buck-and-a-half?
http://www.airsplat.com/Items/B2-500-BIO-PROM.htm
Your local sporting goods will probably have something similar, if you’d rather hold it in your hands before you buy.
Man, this thread has legs!
Undead legs are tireless like that.
"Johnny Cash Eating Cake in a Bush High" has now been added to my lexicon of Cool Descriptive Phrases. Domo for the contribution.
Johnny Cash had quite a varied career.
As soon as I saw Johnny eating cake I knew it was for me a moral imperative to add it to the undead thread lexicon.
If only he were using a fork, it would be okay.
It would appear that you find your moral imperatives somewhat off the beaten path.
You are not alone in that.
It’s a crazy thread, but we live here.
Oh, no doubt. The guy was so rare a talent, the loss really hurts.
Ask the voices if it’s okay if I tickle your tummy and scritch behind your ears instead.
Ear-scratching is okay, tummy-tickling is not.
I could sing that with my all-family band. Sally could play the piano that much.
WIN! I found the orange card that everyone wants to see to show that we’re a legal homeschool. Now (in theory) I can register Tom for community college, after typing in his mildly fictionalized transcript.
I haven’t found the title to the Neon yet, but I’m not anywhere near through the paper-piles.
There’s a beaten path?
I GOTTA find that sucker. I’m getting tired of pulling these thorns out of my ears.
Not you, Darlin’, the cat. Cats lurve them some of my tummy rubs.
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