Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Brilliant man! No wonder I love you so much! *snort*
” Brilliant man! “
I know....
LOL!
I can hardly wait to meet you! It will be so much fun, I think!
If you had an air-exchange unit, which in its demystified form is some cardboard layers with the hot air going one way and the cold air going perpendicular to it in adjacent channels.
Driven by fans, of course. And usually pushing through electrostatic, paper, and charcoal filters to cleanse the incoming air.
These units keep the air in your house in balance. I suppose they can live peacefully with an exhaust vent fan.
The important thing is that your incoming air be filtered. A heat-exchanging air exchange unit would do that.
Now, as to pigeons on your roof, unless you wish to avoid having the NSA intercept your personal messages by using carrier pigeons to transport them, there is no practical reason to have pigeons nesting on your property.
Enclosures can be secured to deny entry to structures on your roof, and even landing can be discouraged by stringing wire where the birds may wish to land. Obstructions on the landing strip discourage landing.
Be a dear, dear, and don't ask the workmen to go up there in this heat. No sense attracting vultures instead.
I suggest eating them.
(King Prout's nomination of me as the "Subverter of Manitoba" is a welcome description, but it is not entirely accurate -- it was never my intent to subvert all of Manitoba.)
Hi Bob,
I have trouble remembering what I posted Yesterday, never mind six years ago...Do you keep notes or something?
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Here's a suggestion...
Quiet, Moose...
NNB has a direct link into the NSA secret database of everything. Don't let them know...
NSA Called To Tell Me to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
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I like it!
(I had to put in a special request to my friend Mickey not to have you killed. Try to behave yourselves.)
What I find really amusing about all of this NSA business is that if anybody had bothered to read ‘’Dan Brown’s ‘Enigma’’ they would have been aware of the extent of all of this spying Years ago.
It may have been sold as Fiction, but it has proven to be very accurate.
Sure you can ask.. Just depends on how detailed an answer you want!
For some reason ....I believe this to be possibly true.
Next thing you know, NnB will be chiming in to deny this... ;-)
What'd I just say!
Yes, I do.
They are written here on this website.
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The index is on my "about page".
If I were really sneaky, I’d have denied it with a secret message that actually affirms it.
If I were really sneaky, that is.
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