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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

*snicker*


2,521 posted on 07/01/2013 12:22:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face

118 degrees yesterday. I called a fried to come over, but he had already melted.


2,522 posted on 07/01/2013 12:47:10 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

If I had called a fried, I’m sure the phone would have been crispy. My thermometer sez 104, but this time yesterday, the temp was at 119.


2,523 posted on 07/01/2013 12:59:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Next time, elect an American.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; null and void; Monkey Face
I called a fried to come over,

Ummm... I haven't had a fried in a long time... ;-)

2,524 posted on 07/01/2013 1:11:12 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Kinda like ice cream, you got fry it before it melts.


2,525 posted on 07/01/2013 1:14:16 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.")
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To: Monkey Face

O hai. I cleaned some more stuff. Maybe tomorrow I’ll try ... a closet!


2,526 posted on 07/01/2013 1:28:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz; ThomasThomas

Spell check is my fiend!


2,527 posted on 07/01/2013 1:29:43 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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To: Tax-chick

Doggies...

It’s 107 and counting, but I think the figures are a little higher than what is registered in the shade. If there were some shade...


2,528 posted on 07/01/2013 1:38:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Next time, elect an American.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

And MY fiend, as well, she sez, hopfully...


2,529 posted on 07/01/2013 1:39:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Next time, elect an American.)
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To: Monkey Face

Of coarse : )


2,530 posted on 07/01/2013 1:41:16 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m thinking of cleaning more stuff.


2,531 posted on 07/01/2013 1:41:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Looks like a ghost town here. Nobody outside at all.


2,532 posted on 07/01/2013 1:42:41 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face

That happens when it’s really hot.


2,533 posted on 07/01/2013 1:44:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Spell check is my fiend, too.


2,534 posted on 07/01/2013 1:45:24 PM PDT by ArGee (O'er the land of the watched (closely)...)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Ghosts don’t even go out in the heat.


2,535 posted on 07/01/2013 1:46:00 PM PDT by ArGee (O'er the land of the watched (closely)...)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Face and I were hit with 118-120 the other day. You need a quart of water just to get the mail!


2,536 posted on 07/01/2013 1:46:59 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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To: ArGee

I swear, it feels like being in an oven.


2,537 posted on 07/01/2013 1:48:07 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; TheOldLady; All

Only the pigeons are active.

I need to find a way to get them off my roof, since the range hood vents to the outside, instead of an enclosed, charcoal system. The H-V-A/C system is on the roof, enclosed by a 3’ tall barrier, for whatever reason, I have no clue. But it allows the vermin to mate and nest with impugnity. Since moving into this apartment in November, my allergies have gone ballistic.

In the old place the vent was charcoal, and therefore enclosed.

If You Were Me...would you contact the health department first? Perhaps City Pest Control? Or the Regional Housing Authority?

My first impulse is the health department.

If anyone has suggestions, I’m willing to listen.

(PS: I LOATHE public housing!)


2,538 posted on 07/01/2013 1:55:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Next time, elect an American.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort; All

I have a pic on my facebook timeline that shows 127 at a temp on the street at 1635 yesterday...after church.

If I can fry an egg on my patio, I will say it’s a “little warm.”

Until then, I will check my mail in the early AM while the temps are still below 100. NOT driving in this “stuff!”


2,539 posted on 07/01/2013 2:00:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Next time, elect an American.)
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To: Monkey Face

Me either


2,540 posted on 07/01/2013 2:16:44 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (The RINO/amnesty argument goes like this: 1) If we pander to Hispanics, we will save the GOP, at le)
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