Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
*snicker*
118 degrees yesterday. I called a fried to come over, but he had already melted.
If I had called a fried, I’m sure the phone would have been crispy. My thermometer sez 104, but this time yesterday, the temp was at 119.
Ummm... I haven't had a fried in a long time... ;-)
Kinda like ice cream, you got fry it before it melts.
O hai. I cleaned some more stuff. Maybe tomorrow I’ll try ... a closet!
Spell check is my fiend!
Doggies...
It’s 107 and counting, but I think the figures are a little higher than what is registered in the shade. If there were some shade...
And MY fiend, as well, she sez, hopfully...
Of coarse : )
I’m thinking of cleaning more stuff.
Looks like a ghost town here. Nobody outside at all.
That happens when it’s really hot.
Spell check is my fiend, too.
Ghosts don’t even go out in the heat.
Face and I were hit with 118-120 the other day. You need a quart of water just to get the mail!
I swear, it feels like being in an oven.
Only the pigeons are active.
I need to find a way to get them off my roof, since the range hood vents to the outside, instead of an enclosed, charcoal system. The H-V-A/C system is on the roof, enclosed by a 3’ tall barrier, for whatever reason, I have no clue. But it allows the vermin to mate and nest with impugnity. Since moving into this apartment in November, my allergies have gone ballistic.
In the old place the vent was charcoal, and therefore enclosed.
If You Were Me...would you contact the health department first? Perhaps City Pest Control? Or the Regional Housing Authority?
My first impulse is the health department.
If anyone has suggestions, I’m willing to listen.
(PS: I LOATHE public housing!)
I have a pic on my facebook timeline that shows 127 at a temp on the street at 1635 yesterday...after church.
If I can fry an egg on my patio, I will say it’s a “little warm.”
Until then, I will check my mail in the early AM while the temps are still below 100. NOT driving in this “stuff!”
Me either
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