#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Monkey Face]

My truck, which was a gift from a late FReeper at the behest of his widow, has no A/C. It’s not that it doesn’t work: It wasn’t installed.

I am doing what I can to make my drives “pleasant,” but at the moment, it means going in the early morning when the temps are still in the low 80’s.

COLD TEA! Yes! It is refreshing and it it not carbonated, and I can drink it as often as I can drink it hot.

When I become independantly wealthy, I will get the windows tinted to block the UV rays, and will try try to use some other “backwoods” measures to cool off the interior on a long (bi-state) drive.

Until then, I regulate my forays to the early (barely light) hours of the day, providing the stores I need are open. Otherwise, I order things online and let UPS, FedEx or the USPS deliver the stuff in the heat. They get paid for that. I don’t.

;o]

[Monkey Face]

I’m off to bed. My head is aching.

See you in the morning!

[moose07]

Goodnight Face,
Lost my connection for a time there...

[moose07]

Test for script

[Silentgypsy]

Just one problem: when I wear a big, floppy-brimmed hat, I look like an escaped abalone. Short, chunky people look odd in those things. Of course, I could always put big sunglasses on, but then I’d look like a bug.

[NicknamedBob]

"You are still a baby?"

We are all still babies.

[Silentgypsy]

Ya think?

[NicknamedBob]

Most definitely.

The majority of people go through their entire lives without taking their first toddling steps into maturity.

[moose07]

Mature.

[TheOldLady]

The Movie Reviews

"Snitch" with Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper, Jon Bernthal, Michael Kenneth Williams, Melina
Kanakaredes, Nadine Velazquez, Rafi Gavron, David Harbour, Benjamin Bratt, Susan Sarandon

2013, Rated PG-13, 112 minutes

John Matthews (Johnson) owns a trucking company, and he's a bit strapped for cash. His son gets
caught with drugs that a friend sent to him, even though the boy told his "friend" not to send them.
Because of the draconian sentencing laws for drug possession (true story), the boy is facing a 10
to 30 year sentence if he doesn't set up his friends the way he was entrapped. He refuses. A slimy
fed, (Sarandon) manipulates Matthews into infiltrating a local drug gang, but it has dealings with a
large Mexican cartel, so risking Matthews's life, she goes for the bigger prize. He agrees in order
to save his son from federal prison. Although a bit far fetched, it had plenty of action and intrigue.
  ★★★


"Into the White" with Florian Lukas, David Kross, Stig Henrik Hoff, Lachlan Nieboer, Rupert
Grint, Morten Faldaas

2012, Rated R for language, 100 minutes, Inspired by a true World War II story

A British plane and a German plane shoot each other down over Norway. The survivors, two
Brits and three Germans, find the same remote cabin and settle in there in hopes of surviving the
brutal winter weather. Their relationship is tense at best as the Germans insist that the Brits are
their prisoners of war, but as they all realize that their survival depends upon their cooperating
with each other, they all discover things to like and admire about their "enemy." It was very good.
  ★★★★

[JoeProBono]

Good film.

[TheOldLady]

It is. Thank you for the movie posters, too.

[moose07]

Does that Me110 look right to you ,Joe.
It looks like a piece of pre Lancaster AVRoe junk to me.

[JoeProBono]

Better?

[moose07]

That’s more like it. :)

[null and void]

I mean, where did the baby corns come from?

Shoes dat din fit der widdle feet.

[null and void]

Ron Weasley is a Brit.

Why is he in Krautish uniform? Shouldn’t that have been Viktor Krum?

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

[TheOldLady]

Good morning.

I’d love to know how people get that kind of cat picture. The photographers must follow cats around with their cameras for hours and hours before they get a little gem like that one.

That’s really cute, and its theme is a lot like the story in “Snitch.”

Good job, T-c!