Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I will cook that...
The only people who have to explain corn and butter are the same ones who have to explain baby peas and butter...folks who have grown up with said vegetables to those who only see the vegs in cans....
It’s almost funereal in its tasteful simplicity...
Canned vegetables need butter, too.
Someone is playing an electric guitar over head. It’s too tuneful to be Bill’s doppelganger ...
Maybe it’s Elen. She is a quiet talent. Well, until she had a stringed instrument in her hands...
She was quieter before Bill left the electric guitar and amp behind. Maybe he’s entertaining Anoreth with acoustic performances.
Central America: Mexico ,Guatemala,etc.
So say you BRITS!!! Half my ancestors were here to meet the other half from the Mayflower, so how do I know what you say is true????
I’m SO conflicted!!!
*LOL*
Maybe he’s actually looking for a job?
Maybe he’s already working !!!!
I can dream ...
As can I! Hope springs Eternal!
It’s Kathleen’s bedtime. It’s exhausting being a baby all day, all that gravity and everything.
But Kathleen is closer to the floor than anyone else in the house. The only problem she has is trying to remain erect!
And it’s Auntie ‘Face’s bedtime as well. It’s been a harrowing day for some reason. I will hug Kathleen in my sleep!
Until tomorrow day!
And it never ends.
I checked the Data on an American website...Just to be sure.
:)
And you know that because....???? You are still a baby? Dang, Bob! You had us all fooled! LOL!
Goodnight ‘Face sleep well.
Odd...I check the data on the British websites to make sure I haven’t missed something. May I offer you some tea? I’m sure we can discuss this...
BTW: 113 at the moment. Wish you were here! We Americans have elevated tea to an icy level...quite refreshing, actually. Join me?
I will join you in a refreshing cup of Tea right now and at any time, day or night. :)
Done and done! My fav is Earl Grey, and at the moment there are several ice cubes floating on his face!
And when I’m done with my cuppa, I will retire for the night. Desert nights are often difficult to get through, unless one has an air conditioner that works. ;o]
I do, but I also like my tea and my lazy afternoons because of it. So I’m decadent. What can I say? I’m descended from Royalty...
When the heat gets bad, go for a drive.
At least the Car has A/C.
"there are several ice cubes floating on his face!"
Cold Tea...Why? Have tried iced tea in Houston, no...
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